by Ed Williams
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September 14, 2008

A Sunday Article Full Of Porn!

May 03, 2009 07:52 AM EDT (Updated: May 03, 2009 04:06 PM EDT)
views: 332 | rating: 9.5/10 (44 votes) | comments: 113

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A hundred sentences full of porn! On Gather! And on Sunday!

 

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Comments: 113

Laura C. May 3, 2009, 7:57am EDT
LMAO..you're just not right....but then again, neither am I!!
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 7:59am EDT
God, I'll do anything, porn on a Sunday!

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Nancy * May 3, 2009, 8:00am EDT
Hey .... I was gonna do that!!
Christine K. May 3, 2009, 8:05am EDT
Ed! I'm shocked! On Sunday even!!!! Do you have no same??!! :0)
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 8:06am EDT
None Christine, that's why you like me!

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Linda T. May 3, 2009, 8:11am EDT
This is point whoring at its best I think.
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 8:22am EDT
Linda, we all have a purpose in life. And Martin, good to see you, where ya been?

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babsie wabsie May 3, 2009, 8:38am EDT
Ed - you neve cease to amaze me; keep up the good work :)
Kimberly Ripley May 3, 2009, 8:42am EDT
You must have no morals whatsoever!
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 8:46am EDT
Kimberly, I don't, but didja have to tell everybody?

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Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 8:47am EDT
Thanks Babsie! Good to see you here!

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Vincent di Fondi May 3, 2009, 8:48am EDT
This porn is absolutely too kinky, even for my liberal attitude. Disgusting!!
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 8:49am EDT
Vincent, sometimes a man has to get really deep in the gutter before he can begin looking upwards. I apologize.

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Deb A. May 3, 2009, 8:56am EDT
Wow. I'll let my husband in on this one.
Kimber L. May 3, 2009, 8:56am EDT
Scandalous - did you remember to flag it for adult content?? LMBO
JoAnn C. May 3, 2009, 8:59am EDT
that's too funny
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 9:06am EDT
Kimber, you're right, I should have flagged it and wrote some responsible porn.....

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Peter Joseph Swanson May 3, 2009, 9:09am EDT
hmmmm
Rob Appell May 3, 2009, 9:09am EDT
Damn, and here you would have had me at 101.
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 9:12am EDT
LOL Rob!

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=O You player!
Thanks for posting PORN to Gutter Girls =P
Johnice R. May 3, 2009, 9:28am EDT
No Comment.
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 9:31am EDT
Me a player, darlin'? I promised porn and I delivered it! Lots of it, too!

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JoAnne D. May 3, 2009, 9:35am EDT
Shocking news on a Sunday, hehehe
Renee S. May 3, 2009, 9:39am EDT
Funny. Funny. Funny. etc.
Ada D. May 3, 2009, 9:40am EDT
Just goes to show that one piece of porn is pretty much like any other.
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 9:44am EDT
Now, now Ada, porn is in the eye of the beholder.....

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In the eye?! =O *ducks*
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 9:48am EDT
LOLOL! You are so bad, no wonder I like you so much!

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Jeanna S. May 3, 2009, 10:38am EDT
Ed, you should have warned me...I haven't even brushed my teeth yet!!!
Karen F. May 3, 2009, 11:03am EDT
Finally lost your mind...aeee. You are just too funny. All week I have waited to read this...lol.
Cheryl W. May 3, 2009, 11:05am EDT
lol...well, alrighty then. I feel a bit naughty for just clicking on this...:)
Thomas Millington May 3, 2009, 11:38am EDT
Is that a kind of corn pone?
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 12:17pm EDT
Y'all admit it, we all love the porn, I appreciate so many of us coming out of the closet and admitting it - it's a proud day for us all!

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Cathi L. May 3, 2009, 1:12pm EDT
Ed, shame on you!!!
Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 1:25pm EDT
I just got home from church...funny, I was thinking all though it...ed, porn, ed, porn, ed, porn, ed, porn, ed, porn, ed, porn, ed, porn.

Don't go getting twitter-pated on Twitter!!!!!

Pornographic smoochies,
Bethie
Vivian P. May 3, 2009, 1:27pm EDT
It's okay Ed the Sabbath was yesterday
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 1:38pm EDT
I am awash in sin, but I am diggin' the porn, agin' and agin'!

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Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 1:49pm EDT
You are going to think this is insane, but I can't get this out of my head. We sang a couple of prayer choruses today with different words to the tune of Amazing Grace....all I can think of is this post sung to that tune. It's quite catchy !!! hehehehehe
Vivian P. May 3, 2009, 1:58pm EDT
To porn or not to porn that is the question
Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 1:59pm EDT
Vivian - we could make a musical!!! This could be fun.
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 3:14pm EDT
There's got to be a porn-ing after,
If we go on through the nigggghhhhttttttt.....

Wasn't that the Poseidon Adventure theme song?

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Marie C. May 3, 2009, 3:28pm EDT
Very funny!
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 3:35pm EDT
Thanks Marie!

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Howard b. May 3, 2009, 3:41pm EDT
You should make a movie out of this. lol. Have a great day. a 10 for sure.
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 3:45pm EDT
Howard, thanks a million!

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Elizabeth B. May 3, 2009, 3:50pm EDT
OMG! my virgin eyes, all that porn!!
lol
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 3:52pm EDT
Elizabeth, admit it, you've peeped at it two or three times already! Don't be shy about admitting it, now!

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S. M. K. May 3, 2009, 4:06pm EDT
*angry face*
if i was a boy i'd have blue balls...
i was so excited too :(
Elizabeth B. May 3, 2009, 4:13pm EDT
Shhhh !! you are not supposed to let out my little secret~~! hehe
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 4:23pm EDT
I won't tell anyone, mums the word.....

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Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 4:42pm EDT
I'm looking through my hymnbook - Peace Like a River could be Piece by the River. Come ye thankful people come....could be spelled differently (not going there, don't want to be reported)
Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 4:50pm EDT
"Oh what a beautiful Poooor-ning. Oh what a beautiful day....Oh (something) how happy I'm feeling...Oh what a beautiful day!! From "Oklahoma"
Georgiana S. May 3, 2009, 4:54pm EDT
love the inanity of it all! LOL
kimberly g. May 3, 2009, 4:55pm EDT
oh my! my eyes are burning! lol!
Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 5:05pm EDT
Porning has broken, like the first porning, blackbird has spoken, like the first bird. Praise for the singing, praise for the porning, praise for them springing, fresh from the word.

Remember this as a Cat Stevens song.....its actually a hymn.
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 5:14pm EDT
God, it's cloudy and windy outside, hope a pornado isn't blowing up!

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Tracy Fabre May 3, 2009, 5:33pm EDT
Ah fee-yul dirteh.
Vivian P. May 3, 2009, 6:08pm EDT
I caught ladybugs porning it up
Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 6:11pm EDT
Vivian has Sunday ladybug porn...I saw it...shocking!!!!!!

Little Boy Blue Come Blow your Porn
The sheep's in the meadow, the cows in the porn.

Ummm, I forgot the rest of it.
dee b. May 3, 2009, 6:17pm EDT
I am aghast! Not really lol! Can I take my hands away from my eyes now?
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 6:27pm EDT
I know this is shocking, but it's America folks. We porners have rights too, you know.

Bethie, after reading your last offering, it's taking all I can muster to not respond in a way that will get me in mega trouble, you're a bad influence!

Sunday porn on Gather - what's the world comin' to?

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Vivian P. May 3, 2009, 6:29pm EDT
I posted porn pictures for you Ed did you see them ?
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 6:34pm EDT
Viv, I'm in love, I left you a comment, you're the best!

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Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 6:35pm EDT
Its probably a good thing that I forgot the rest of it. This could be dangerous.

I'm guessing you don't want the lyrics to "Blowin' in the Wind"?
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 6:41pm EDT
Can y'all believe that an article about porn put up on a Sunday on Gather is the most read article?

We really are all going to hell, but at least I'll have Viv and Bethie to play cards with....

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Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 6:41pm EDT
Well, on this note, I need to leave as I have plans for the evening. Goodnight darlin' Ed.
michelle m. May 3, 2009, 6:42pm EDT
You are just too funny...
Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 6:42pm EDT
Yep, and we are going to play Strip poker down in Hell!!!!
Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 6:43pm EDT
and we are going to cheat at it too!!!!!
Elizabeth O. May 3, 2009, 6:43pm EDT
now I really do have to go......goodnight.
Vivian P. May 3, 2009, 6:50pm EDT
Elizabeth O and I both cheat at cards !
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 7:24pm EDT
Viv, somehow I don't think Satan will mind card cheating at all......

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DesertDarlene L. May 3, 2009, 7:26pm EDT
He he he! Hey, I'm a single adult, I can look at it if I want.
DesertDarlene L. May 3, 2009, 7:31pm EDT
But, you've warped my pristine vision and expectations of what men and sex should be, though, by posting all this nasty porn.
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 7:33pm EDT
DDL, I'm really sorry, we porn writers have no consciences, you know....

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Erin O'Riordan May 3, 2009, 7:43pm EDT
Ed, how dare you? I'm a porn writer, and I most certainly have a conscience. (Winks.) Don't speak for all of us!
Angela A. May 3, 2009, 7:56pm EDT
You just get more and more shocking every day.
How dare you promise porn and not show anything?
Shame on you!
Te he!

Thanks for posting to my group, Anythingwriting
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 8:02pm EDT
Angela, I showed you tons of porn. And Erin, really? God, I need to start checking out your works more, then!

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Jo N. May 3, 2009, 8:05pm EDT
Very funny!
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 8:07pm EDT
Thanks Jo!

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phil w. May 3, 2009, 9:33pm EDT
More than my old eyes can stand !!
Erin O'Riordan May 3, 2009, 9:39pm EDT
Yes, really!
Ed Williams May 3, 2009, 9:43pm EDT
Erin, I'm impressed, Phil, you're mucho lying!

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Jodie B. May 3, 2009, 10:08pm EDT
LOL ... very funny!

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Jonbonjovious M. May 3, 2009, 11:19pm EDT
Thanks for the laugh!
Donna S. May 3, 2009, 11:21pm EDT
Leave it up to you.
Donna S. May 3, 2009, 11:22pm EDT
Is there a little something on your mind?
Donna S. May 3, 2009, 11:22pm EDT
Too bad we can't rate this X-rated
Donna S. May 3, 2009, 11:26pm EDT
I feel so used and dirty!
Krystal Harwell May 3, 2009, 11:33pm EDT
dang it... you shattered my dream baloon... lmao.
Merry W. May 3, 2009, 11:44pm EDT
now that there wuz funny!! :-)
debra g. May 4, 2009, 12:28am EDT
Oh my!!!
Have a great gather day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for posting to sparealine.gather.com
Steph-in-NE ..... May 4, 2009, 12:32am EDT
now I see why they invented Bounty
Ed Williams May 4, 2009, 5:47am EDT
Oh my gosh, we've been flagged - the shame of it all! I should've known that publishing hard core porn would lead to this!

Y'all have a great Monday!

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Elizabeth O. May 4, 2009, 7:34am EDT
I see this got flagged...there was absolutely nothing straight out or obvious here other than innuendo (politicians and tele-evangelists have been getting away with that for years) - maybe I just don't understand the rules?

So then perhaps I shouldn't add that if you make a movie you need to have Pee Wee Herman do the review and, of course, arrive at the premiere in a Hummer.

Bethie
ann c. May 4, 2009, 10:50am EDT
Who else but you could get more than 100 comments with an article like this?