Sci-Fi: Chapter 2 (The New Planet)

I think the creator had fun with the new planet, because He, or whatever gender you perceive, made a lot of cool things and some things didn't pan out like dinosaurs, although the stuffed ones seem quite cuddly. A right on legend has it that the dandelion was the first weed problem written on papyrus.

The creator created man and a woman and at first everything was like a honeymoon. Maybe some pillow talk, a few French words, you know. However, there was no need to be missionary about anything. (Please bare with my metaphor) The woman, batting her eyes, wearing Apple Surprise #5 and the standard fig leaf wanted to do things that required a bit of acrobatics, but the male held his position erectly for almost four hours without botanical assistance and refused to do anything he had not read in the first 'How to do' book. She felt like he just wanted to give her the shaft. We must assume they were Puritanical in thought, but not in fashion.

I'm not sure of all the histrionics, or if there were any what not to wear warnings, but clearly a Dr. Phil was needed, but what you need wasn't there in the continuation of their relationship. He liked Chicago style and she liked New York style and spoke with a Hungarian accent. This analogy is plainly meant to show things were getting quite crusty between them. Then one morning, let's call him Adam, felt a pain in his side, but ignored it. He decided to make coffee, but was shocked to find it already made, and that heavenly smell of a cinnamon raisin English muffin. "Maybe she has changed her position," he thought, as a Barbara Eden look alike, without customary fig leaf attire, winked at him, then called him a naughty boy and French verbs were inserted into their conversation.

Well, that's what is commonly told about this new planet, but there's more, including Janet from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. You saw what happened to Meatloaf, but Adam's didn't and the kids kept a coming and then the kids kids had kids and all would have worked out hunky-dory, but a star gazer from that other planet happened to see Earth and decided to give it a visit. Well, I guess you can imagine what he did, so I've no need to tell this story any further.