Problem Solved!

  Dear Mr. President:  

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's
economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies
that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned
bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:  

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work
force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early
retirement with the following stipulations:  

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
     Unemployment  fixed.  

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars
     ordered.      Auto industry fixed.  

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage.
    Housing Crisis fixed.  

 It can't get any easier than that!  

If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and
their constituents pay their taxes.  

 Problem solved!!!