# 6 Selected readings for the superlatively intelligent
The intelligentsia loves bumper stickers. How about you?
1 My kid is prisoner of the month at the county jail.
2 I read banned books.
3 Prays well with others.
4 Don't do drugs. They are expensive in prison.
5 I'm not a doctor but I'll take a look.
6 98% of math is hard . The other 3 % is easy.
7 Adults are like kids but with money,
8 Please don’t hate me because I am awesome.
9 Want waterboarded? Just honk.
10 A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
11 The agnostic lay long awake wondering if there really is a dog.
12 I don't do wrecks.
13 Read one newspaper. Read them all.
14 Meatatarian


Comments: 9
can't wait to pass this on
stopping by for Points Nation
I can relate sometimes.