Should I acquire another dog
A collie pup I'd choose
A wee fur ball of red and white
To chew up all my shoes
I'd play with her from dawn till dusk
And teach her to roll over
I'd call her Melon just because
Its more unique than Rover.
Or Cantaloupe, yes that would do
Then when I call her, maybe
I could yell"Please come to me
My Melon Collie Baby".
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donna f.
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March 6, 2006 My New Pup
April 21, 2009 09:26 AM EDT
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Comments: 41
Time out for YOU!
We use to have a dog named Ranger. My husband was in the Army and thought that the word he would use for the dog to go to the bathroom would be Airborne. That way he could say "Lets go Airborne Ranger!"
I couldn't live without a Collie or two myself... Collies rock! ... ;-)
The dog is a stock photo from a free site. I have cats, 6 to be exact.
I used to be a Dog Person, but I made the mistake of getting my daughter a kitten after my hubby died and our dog became uncontrollable. We had to send the dog to a farm, so I got her two kittens as a consolation..one had kittens, and we have inherited the rest...
You should try ferrets. They play with the cats when they're young and keep you fit by hiding your shoes, socks, wallet, keys, cell phone, remote, etc. Snort.
My daughter had ferrets until after the baby was born and they gave them away. They sure were entertaining little beasties. Glad to have given you a giggle today.