Red Robin restaurant review with a twist...

"He rocks in the tree-top all a day long...
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' the song...
All the little birds on J-Bird St...
Love to hear the robin goin' tweet tweet tweet..."

"Rockin' robin (tweet tweet tweet)...
Rockin' robin (tweet tweet tweet)...
Oh rockin' robin well you really gonna rock tonight..."
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Red Robin...the "beboppin'" happenin' place to eat.  It's so fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Good food.  Good fun and lots of calories that is "useless" denying.

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"Every little swallow...every chickadee...
Every little bird in the tall oak tree...
The wise old owl...the big black crow...
Flapping them wings sayin' go bird go..."

"Rockin' robin (tweet tweet tweet)...
Rockin' robin (tweet tweet tweet)...
Oh rockin' robin well you really gonna rock tonight..."
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They also offer a variety of chicken sandwiches, soups and salads.  They have several "Sharable Starters" (is what they call them) to choose from...

The gang and I shared a couple of those "Towering Onion Rings"...the taste is so sinful beyond imagination!!!  Oh!!!  Let's not forget to down all these erratic flavors with one of those "Monster Malts"...  

However...there is a somewhat humorous disclaimer that is next to their beverage menu that reads..."Viewing beverages may provoke dry lips and slight fever sensations.  Be advised that the office water coolers are not an antidote." LOL  Sounds like a "striptease" commercial to me....  

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"A wordy little raven at the bird's first dance...
Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand...
He started goin' steady and bless my soul...
He out popped the buzzard and the oriole..."

"He rocks in the tree-top all a day long...
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' the song...
All the little birds on J-Bird St...
Love to hear the robin goin' tweet tweet tweet...
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I ordered the "Royal Red Robin Burger"...  According to Red Robin, this is the "aristocrat" of all burgers, because it's crown with a fresh fried egg.  In addition...it's topped with three strips of hickory-smoked bacon, American cheese, crisp lettuce, tomatoes and mayo.  

Good grief...my taste buds are like...aroused from a deep sleep right now!!!  Be back in a minute!!!  Gotta go and make me one of these babies!!!!  (Please pause for a foodie commercial break.)  

Okay...I'm back!!!  Man that was good!  (Lick my lips!  Smack!)  All I can say is...that this "chef" wanna-be knows how to make a burger that "sizzles" with pizzazz!!!  

Hey friends...ready for that burger yet???

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"Rockin' robin (tweet tweet tweet)...
Rockin' robin (tweet tweet tweet)...
Oh rockin' robin well you really gonna rock tonight..."