EMAIL FROM MY SISTER - STORY OF HER LIFE- SHE CRACKS ME UP

This is an actual email frommy sister. I thought it was funny and wanted to share with you.

Sister,

 You're pissing me off already!

You never answer your DA**ED phone! Why? Why do you only answer your freaking text messages?

Are you avoiding me? Mom said she called you too and that you have not returned her phone calls in 2 weeks!

Well Anyway I was only calling you to tell you that I am on my period and I went and bought a box of tampons like you told me to but the ones you told me to buy were more expensive than the Wal-Mart brand- (what kind of sister gets advice from her younger sister on buying tampons anyway? huh? I should already know these things right?) So I bought the freaking box of Equate tampons.

 I came home and inserted one up my coochie and it felt really gross!

Well I took it out and when I was taking it out, the f***ing thing was stuck!

I got scared and I panicked and I pulled harder! I hurt like hell and I think I lost my freaking ovaries! What kind of crazy maniac uses those da*ned things anyway?

What's wrong with you? Why didn't you tell me that the thing was gonna rip my baby makers out and I was going to have to flush them down the da*ned toliet!!!

YOU BETTER CALL ME!!!! I'M PISSED OFF!!!!

AND CALL YOUR MOTHER TOO!

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There you have it.

What did I learn from that email?   DON'T EVER BUY EQUATE BRAND TAMPONS!