The lives people don't have!
I never thought of myself as a celebrity. But, I never had someone so enamored with me that it felt like a one-sided bromance. I advise readers to check out Jack (off) Jones's "Marcus Brooks Is a Tool" post. He covers the fact that I used to wait tables, like so many Hollywood celebrities had to do before being discovered. He says that I know who killed JFK. Doesn't the majority of this country? He also calls me "the pride of Iowa". I take that as a compliment. I'm sure he's proud to represent The House of Dung.
Anyway, he only has six views and three comments from me. Kindly give the meat-beater his day in the sun. Pass by and read his witty comments. Get into the mind of someone who thinks moonshine is the perfect after-dinner drink.
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Why yes! Charles Kuraut and I just had lunch with the President and First Lady. I got to see the new White House dog. It's a waterboarder something or another. JK
I see you spoke on Jackoff's post. Are you still blaming America for the destruction of your country? Are you still president of the Nick Schuyler fan club? I still see no articles on your post.
It's sad seeing a grown man (like you) hating on someone. Yea, my cousin works at the radio station that wanted to interview me. Uh huh. I buy more own articles to puff up my sales. Uh huhh. Any other fantasies you want to create, bub?
If you and Jackoff have a problem with my success, just go away then. All you're doing is making yourselves look like utter fools. You're not helpless. You have your own boat. *hand clap* Why not buy a captain's uniform and start taking newlyweds on a cruise around your lake? Call it the White Trash Love Boat. You can charge $10.00 a ride like they do at amusement parks.
So when are you setting off? Maybe you can search the Gulf and validate Nick Schuyler's tale of woe.