Our smalltown Police Logs in the local paper (funny...)

All of the reports below appeared in the Cloverdale Reveille (Sonoma County, Northern California) in the Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 edition:

Monday, April 6

6:36 am -- Caller on N. Cloverdale Blvd. reports her vehicle was egged.

7:46 am -- Citizen wishes to speak to an officer regarding paint cans that were found near the cemetery.

3:35 pm -- Caller on Ranch House Dr. reports her neighbor is pressure washing a joint fence and knocking it down. Matter was resolved.

4:37 pm -- Caller on Ranch House Dr. reports her neighbor is tearing up the fence again. Report taken.

6:09 pm -- Caller reports five juveniles riding skateboards without helmets down the steps and other places they shouldn't be at Furber park. Caller states they are trying to have a baseball game and juveniles are disrupting the game.

Tuesday, April 7

9:49 am -- Report of graffiti on the dumpster behind the Senior Center. Officer removed the graffiti.

6:06 pm -- Caller on Port Circle reports a subject in the area drives too fast and has no muffler on his vehicle.

9:56 pm -- Sherriff's office requests an officer check the welfare of a female friend of a male subject they have in custody.

Wednesday, April 8

8:30 am -- Local business on S. Cloverdale Blvd. requests an officer regarding a known subject who seems to intentionally cause a traffic hazard. Both parties were contacted and counseled.

1:52 pm -- Caller reports two male subjects smoking marijuana on W. 2nd St. Officer contacted subjects who denied having any marijuana.

3:45 pm -- Caller reports a vehicle speeding on Port Circle.

6:32 pm -- Caller reports that the vehicle that has been speeding up and down Port Circle is now parked in the area. Officer made contact with the driver and his parents.

Thursday, April 9

1:57 pm -- Citizen reports he tripped over a manhole cover on Healdsburg Ave. Report taken.

1:59 pm -- Mother requests the police dept. find her adult daughter and put her on a bus.

Friday, April 10

11:06 am -- Caller on Healdsburg Ave. reports locking her keys in her car. Dispatch advised caller to call a tow company.

10:32 pm -- Report of a very loud party on Tarman Dr.

Saturday, April 11

12:05 am -- Two separate callers report 20 subjects in a fight at the Clover Sports Bar & Grill.

8:40 am -- Caller reports that several mailboxes have been stolen on Cherry Creek Rd. Officer responded and located mailboxes on Cherry Creek/S. Foothill. Mailboxes were brought back to their original location.

1:43 pm -- Citizen requests that an officer talk to her five year old regarding seat belt safety.

Sunday, April 12

6:20 pm -- Report of extremely loud music coming from a residence on S. Cloverdale Blvd. Caller states bass is so loud it vibrates his windows.

9:17 pm -- Caller requests an officer check the whereabouts of her vehicles. Officer reports vehicles are where they should be.