I'll try to be nicer if you will try to be...

Another "Selected Readings for the Superlatively Intelligent" --I enjoy reading T-shirts and bumper stickers. Not only do they often make me smile but also I learn something about the person.

1. I am not drunk! I'm texting.

2. I feel better now that I've given up hope.

3. I carry a gun because a policeman's too heavy.

4. Saturday has a morning?

5. If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

6. 2QT2BSTR8

7. Good. Fast. Cheap. Choose two.

8. Proud parent of a home school Honor Student.

9. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

10. I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

And the favorite from the last post:

Unattended children will be given an expresso and a free kitten.

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Peter Joseph Swanson Apr 16, 2009, 5:43pm EDT

#8 was a laugh out loud

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Peter Joseph Swanson Apr 16, 2009, 5:44pm EDT

ha ha #5

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Peter Joseph Swanson Apr 16, 2009, 5:44pm EDT

ha ha ... all of them !!!

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Tracy Fabre Apr 16, 2009, 5:45pm EDT

#6 is sadly usually true. :P

(I've 'shared' that espresso one several times since I read it here!)

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Vivian P. Apr 16, 2009, 5:47pm EDT

these are funny, I always like the 'If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk"

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Vivian P. Apr 16, 2009, 5:48pm EDT

Or " I'm different I'm having an affair with my life mate"

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Peter Joseph Swanson Apr 16, 2009, 5:56pm EDT

I'm 2 QT !!!

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Elizabeth B. Apr 16, 2009, 6:07pm EDT

hehehe! I like the #9 !!!

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J W. Apr 16, 2009, 6:22pm EDT

good ones

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Holly K. Apr 16, 2009, 6:24pm EDT

LOL - these are great!

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Elizabeth S. Apr 16, 2009, 7:59pm EDT

Literally lol on the last one. That'll teach them.

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Kay M. Apr 16, 2009, 8:27pm EDT

10 is my favorite

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Desiree T. Apr 16, 2009, 8:50pm EDT

That's a good one!!

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Susan G. Apr 17, 2009, 12:17am EDT

There is a tiny store run by a very old little man in a small town in southern Illinois. The little old man has a sign posted in his store that reads:

Unattended children will be sold as slaves.

It's the truth. Maybe I'll go in and take a picture next time I go there.

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Ellen B. Apr 17, 2009, 6:20am EDT

pretty funny, but I don't get #3; maybe I'm missing something?

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Leo Lemmer Apr 17, 2009, 11:09am EDT

Ellen, it should have been "I carry a gun because a policeman's too heavy." Whoops

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Tina K. Apr 17, 2009, 1:37pm EDT

Thanks for sharing!

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Deb A. Apr 18, 2009, 8:47am EDT

I am a horse lover and a teacher.... my Bumper Sticker says "Born to ride... Forced to go to school"

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Kathy W. Jul 18, 2009, 3:34pm EDT

Okay, 2, 9 & 10, because I'm a cynical person.
These were pretty funny.
Wilka

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Don(time to open them FEMA camps) S. Jul 18, 2009, 3:44pm EDT

"I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter."

I'll be stealing that one.

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Lori F. Jul 18, 2009, 3:48pm EDT

So hard to pick I like them all.

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Tim M. Jul 18, 2009, 4:37pm EDT

I think I'll make number 10 my motto for talking politics here on Gather... Ugh...

9 is the best though. Clever insult.

5 is funny, but is a bit overused cliche.

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