My husband decided to taste the beer he's brewing before it was ready, and let's just say it "reacted to him." LOL So glad I didn't have any pickled eggs in the house, or else he'd be sleeping next door on the pool table at the A.N.A.F.
Anyway, today I got even with him for that!!!!
As usual, I planned to go to the coffee shop. Walker remembered that we didn't have a doggone thing in the house to eat, so he opted to run to the store alone, and grab some things. As he was getting off the bus, I casually mentioned that I'm about out of tampons, and it's the wrong freaking time of month for me to be out of tampons. I told him the kind I wanted, and sent him on his way.
When he came home he told me what happened.
Seems he coudln't FIND the damn things, and had to ask a store lady about half his age where to find them. She looked at him like he was out of his mind.
"There for my wife," he muttered.
That got him an even stranger look. He said that translated into words, her look said "isn't your WIFE too OLD to need those things?" lol I guess she didn't figure that he was married to someone probably younger than she was. hahahaha
Walker teases me and says that he married a younger woman so that he could go to heaven and brag to the other angels that he never lived to see a wife of his go through menopause. I told Walker that he's going to live to see ME go through menopause, even if I have to keep him on life support some day. LOL Every man whould have the privilage of living long enough to see his loving wife go through menopause. *grin*
UPDATE 30 MINUTES LATER
Walker just informed me that it wasn't a salesgirl he asked, but another customer, on the other side of the dang store! LOL I would have paid big money to have gotten that encounter on video.