by Dave L.

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Do You Serve...?

April 12, 2009 05:05 PM EDT

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A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Sure do," said the bartender.

"Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

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Comments: 21

Lee P. Apr 12, 2009, 5:13pm EDT

oooooooh, bad, bad, bad.

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Beth G. Apr 12, 2009, 5:21pm EDT

lol ive read that one before, still a good one!

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Jo N. Apr 12, 2009, 5:21pm EDT

LOL

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Steve V. Apr 12, 2009, 5:46pm EDT

lol

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Rebecca [Future Teacher] Apr 12, 2009, 6:10pm EDT

lol

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Jennifer O. Apr 12, 2009, 6:22pm EDT

HaHa

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Renee S. Apr 12, 2009, 6:30pm EDT

funny

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Dana W. Apr 12, 2009, 10:38pm EDT

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Jennifer F. Apr 12, 2009, 10:43pm EDT

lol

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Missy Cline Apr 13, 2009, 1:34am EDT

*giggles*

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Netty B. Apr 13, 2009, 5:20pm EDT

Here to help from: Points Nation!

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Elizabeth S. Apr 15, 2009, 8:40pm EDT

love lawyer jokes

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♥ Liza ♥ K. Apr 15, 2009, 10:25pm EDT

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♥ Liza ♥ K. Apr 15, 2009, 10:26pm EDT

LOL...I luv GATOR jokes...woot-woot-woot!

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Ruth Luce Apr 15, 2009, 11:49pm EDT

Sounds good to me!

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Susan Roberts Apr 16, 2009, 11:03am EDT

bring on the gators LOL
points nation

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EDWINA (MISSIE) B. Apr 16, 2009, 1:57pm EDT

LOL

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Nancy S. Apr 16, 2009, 11:04pm EDT

I can agree with that. Lol Points nation.

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Sharon C. Apr 17, 2009, 12:41am EDT

LOL!!!!

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Meagan M. Apr 22, 2009, 12:38am EDT

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Beth - Doing God's work Daily J. Jun 4, 2009, 6:30pm EDT

That is bad

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