A BLACK, A MEXICAN AND A TEXAS REDNECK(JOKE FROM MY AUNT)

A   Mexican, a Black, and a Texas Redneck were walking
>                   together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a
>                   bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it,
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>                   and a Genie appeared.
>                   "I can only grant three wishes," the Genie
>                    said.. "Since there are three of you, you may
>                   have a wish apiece." Pointing at the Black, he said,
>                   "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first
>                   wish."
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>                    The Black studied for a moment then said, "I
>                   wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people
>                   and take them back to our homeland, Africa."
>                   Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.
>                   The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to
>                   take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co!"
>                   Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups
>                   appeared on the beach. 
>                   Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And
>                   what is your wish?"
>                   The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began
>                   moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and
>                   watched the loaded ships sailing off into the sunset and said, 
>                   "Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn't get any better than this!"
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