OFFENDED, COUSIN'S & FL.CRACKERS

I was watching a gather member's 8 year old son today. I don't want to get in trouble for saying Lori F name so I won't. Boy what aday! My brain hurt's..The little boy love's my cat's, but he forget's who is who. Two look alot alike. I told him, one is Missey, one is Molly, the mean one is Ike. He asked me where I got them from. I said Missey is from Fl. Molly&Ike are from Iowa. He said "MISSEY YOUR A CRACKER"!! LOL =P

My husband wokeup, come's out to the livingroom, and there is a man's wallet laying on the coffee table. He say's "Who's wallet is that"? I told him, I don't know, I thought it was your's? He say's "No, it's not, look inside and see if it has an ID." Like men just leave wallet's on our coffee table everyday... Lori's son walk's in and say's "That's my wallet" My husband say's "What the h#ll is he doing here"? I looked inside the wallet and told my husband the kid's right, it's his wallet with out a doubt. He has money in it.

Then I got mad!! My cat is not a cracker! I could have a lover who might lose his wallet! And the only good thing about my husband is his cousin! I have a right to be offended!!! =p

EDIT:The wallet belonged to the little boy! READ people then you don't get confused. LOL!