by Gene P.
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November 11, 2008

Woman has to have pine cone surgically removed from her...

March 31, 2009 03:12 PM EDT
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A SEX-STARVED woman has undergone a painful two-hour op to remove a giant PINE CONE.

Surgeons have revealed embarrassed spinster Mirjana Gavaric is recovering after getting steamy with the seedy item in the Serbian capital, Belgrade.

Dr Sava Bojovic explained: "She was lonely and she took a pine cone from a tree and unfortunately it got stuck and she needed surgery to get it out."

By all accounts, she did have a TREE-mendous time with it though.

The Sun

Oh.. my.. God.  That had to be the most embarrassing thing a person could go through.  A pine cone?!  Really?  What in the world was this woman thinking.  I love the last sentence of the article.

 

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Comments: 34

Mary G. Mar 31, 2009, 3:15pm EDT
Ouch that would be terrible.
Gessy D. Mar 31, 2009, 3:16pm EDT
That must have been painful. Why didn't she use ... hum let me behave.
Shannon W Mar 31, 2009, 3:16pm EDT
Wow, just looking at a pine cone... well it doesn't even look appealing for that!
Melanie V. Mar 31, 2009, 3:19pm EDT
i guess she should have used a condom ;)
Renee S. Mar 31, 2009, 3:22pm EDT
A pine cone??? Seriously???
Jennifer F. Mar 31, 2009, 3:23pm EDT
Yikes!
RJ H. Mar 31, 2009, 3:27pm EDT
OMG!!
Debby C. Mar 31, 2009, 3:28pm EDT
OUCH indeed!!
lena k. Mar 31, 2009, 3:29pm EDT
omg
kathleen w. Mar 31, 2009, 3:34pm EDT
lmao ouch! at least she was trying to be frugal about it, guess it backfired.....
OMGoodness!!!!!
GLR Z. Mar 31, 2009, 3:35pm EDT
wow!
rainne chandler Mar 31, 2009, 3:37pm EDT
oh my
Brittney R. Mar 31, 2009, 3:39pm EDT
eww....that's all I can think to say...
Andrea H. Mar 31, 2009, 3:40pm EDT
How stupid can you get lol.
Qpon Lady Mar 31, 2009, 3:44pm EDT
ummm...ouch
Heather C. Mar 31, 2009, 3:45pm EDT
Don't they sell cucumbers over there?

I've heard stories from ER's on what people need help with and it is amazing what people do or allow others to do to them in this area.
Teresa A. Mar 31, 2009, 3:46pm EDT
Wow!
Adrian Cunningham Mar 31, 2009, 3:48pm EDT
My first thought is "Ow" and obviously "Ew" however now I'm totally laughing my head off.
juley g. Mar 31, 2009, 3:51pm EDT
OMG! Bless her heart!
Ashley Prince Mar 31, 2009, 3:53pm EDT
That's what you get. She's sick...
Heather L. Mar 31, 2009, 4:17pm EDT
Hmm, interesting. There are seriously safer ways to go about that. Poor lady. I bet that hurt.
Randall C. Mar 31, 2009, 4:21pm EDT
A spinster? How old does one have to be? How did she get to the hospital? How did she walk?
Stacie N. Mar 31, 2009, 4:45pm EDT
I just shared that with my Serbian co-worker.
Christine G. Mar 31, 2009, 5:10pm EDT
ouch.
tammie p. Mar 31, 2009, 5:49pm EDT
YIKES!!!!!!!!!
Daf W. Mar 31, 2009, 6:23pm EDT
HAHAHA OMG!!!! im sorry that's just way too funny, honestly, what in the world was she thinking?!
a pine cone?!! OWWWW
Susan V. Mar 31, 2009, 9:57pm EDT
That is awlful
Jodie B. Apr 1, 2009, 12:45am EDT
Thank you for posting this to the Gimme 10!!! Group


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Janet "Jax" B. Apr 1, 2009, 12:54am EDT
OH my! I can say that I've 'seen' all kinds of interesting things get stuck (both men and women) when I worked at the ER.
Amy W. Apr 1, 2009, 1:04am EDT
AWWWW YOWZA!!
Fred Smilek Apr 1, 2009, 9:53am EDT
I guess different strokes for different folks. The Society to Save Endangered Species was formed by Fred Smilek and two of his colleagues; Charlie Mack & Jonathan Korny. Fred Smilek stays active in raising awareness for this cause. [www.fredjsmilek.com]
JellyB mustluvcats Apr 1, 2009, 12:39pm EDT
OMG! LOL!

And ouch.
John S. (arizona) Apr 1, 2009, 2:22pm EDT
The next door neighbor used to be a head nurse for the ER room at the hospital near here. You might be surprised just how often this type of thing happens according to her. Stuck by suction caused by un-capped bottles being the primary one....
That would be very embarrassing.

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