Since I've decided Gather is my new personal journal LOL, I'm going to start posting all the quotes from friends I want to remember here.
Richard: Subway is for girls. I like MEAT
Missi: You like meat huh?
Richard: Yes I like meat.
Missi: Omg roflmao
Richard: o.O
Missi: In America sometimes men say their uhhh you know is meat
Richard: XD
Ross: "I've never had to tell a girl this before, but uhhhh Missi I don't have a penis."
Richard: "You can't fuck the character can you?"
Mattimeo: "BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG BACON AND BOOBIES"
Aven: "I'm gonna marry the bacon! Send items made out of bacon as gifts!"
Missi: "Stop it or I'll poke you with my giant syringe!"
Richard: "I'll poke you with my giant fork!"
Missi: *chasses Richard around with her giant syringe & sticks him*
Richard: "Oh no poisen"
Missi: "It's Missi poison, it makes you my slave mwuahahahahahaha. Wait awesome, I can build my own army with this thing!"
Richard: "Zombie army!"
Missi: :D
ranxid: "A guy in a black suit and sunglasses was in my fridge and handed me my drink"
Missi: o.O You have a CIA slave? Awesome!
ranxid: I'm going to see what he can really do later :D
Ok that's all I can think of right now. I've always been one to find the hilarity in odd random conversations. I'll probably be adding more to the comments as I hear or remember them. So this is my official compilation of random stuff I find hilarious.
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Comments: 35 ( 2 removed by The Red Headed Witch of Gather G. )
"Chris Pohl IS sex" and "Richard is addiction"
Richard L: sure
Richard L: kill kill kill
faeriekitty2: omg lol
faeriekitty2: <---- doesn't want to be killed
Richard L: haha
Richard L: no i have 2 basic instincts
Richard L: hunting and fuckin
Richard L: XD
faeriekitty2: omg hahaha nice, go hunt me some dinner you big man you! <3
faeriekitty2: brb reboot
Richard L: hahaah ok
Richard L: i hunt a mammoth
Richard L: ^^
Richard L: haha
Richard L: no i have 2 basic instincts
Richard L: hunting and fuckin
Richard L: XD
faeriekitty2: omg hahaha nice, go hunt me some dinner you big man you! <3
faeriekitty2: brb reboot
Richard L: hahaah ok
Richard L: i hunt a mammoth
Richard L: ^^
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faeriekitty2: ok back....then you can wear the mammoth wool as loin cloth
Richard L: yeaaa
Richard L: only shorts
faeriekitty2: hahaha nice, you go hunt and i'll uhhh...hmmm i don't know gather nuts and stuff and bacon i'll find a bacon tree
Richard L: yeaaa u make fire
Richard L: and brew beer
Richard L:
faeriekitty2: hahaha nice i'm the beer lady
faeriekitty2: but you only get body shots of beer hahaha
Richard L: hmmm
Richard L: u have to brew some tequila too
faeriekitty2: ok but no worm the worm grosses me out
Richard L: hahaha lol
Richard L: never saw a worm in it
Richard L:
faeriekitty2: really? lol almost all tequila has a worm at the bottom hahaha
faeriekitty2: you drink cheap tequila jk
Richard L: u live near mexico
faeriekitty2: i used to
Richard L: the main country of tequila
faeriekitty2: hhaha yes
faeriekitty2: but not a very good country, tequila & drink & drown night is about all they have going for them hahahaha
Richard L: sounds good for me hahah^^
faeriekitty2: hahaha yes good but then it is always better to go back home for the morning hahaha very dirty country mexico yuck LOL
faeriekitty2: not dirty in good way
Richard L: haha i know what u mean
faeriekitty2: good good, just buy the tequila brewing kit from mexico check
Richard L: hahah yea
Richard L: and search a cave too
Richard L: we need a space to live^^
Richard L: plac
Richard L: *e
faeriekitty2: haha i make nice bed in cave and couch
Missi: Yes, we will call you Genius Dick from now on hahahaha
Richard L: uhm
Richard L: well
Richard L: we are perverts
Richard L:
faeriekitty2: hahahaha that must explain it
Richard L: ahahah yea
Richard L: xD
Richard L: omg im now horny again on the missi jessi lesbian sex xD
faeriekitty2: hahaha the Mannerhaufen has me going *fans herself*
Richard L: aahah^^
faeriekitty2: ok well i only have 2 people in my Mannerhaufen but it still counts
Richard L: so we both horny XD
faeriekitty2: lol yesh
Richard L: uh whos my partner
Richard L:
faeriekitty2: uhhh chris pohl duh
faeriekitty2: you're both pretty
Richard L: oh well^^
faeriekitty2: besides focus on ME not him
faeriekitty2:
Richard L: than we hope that he want to join ur männerhaufen
Richard L: haha lol^^
faeriekitty2: hahaha he does, he just doesn't know it yet
faeriekitty2: besides, listen to his music, he's always horny
Richard L: XDDDDDDDDD
Missi: Why the hell is he wearing a dress? (Karsten)
Sven: He is a girl.
Missi: o.O OMG. Don't give him any ideas your girl av is scary!
Sven: No, no he say he wants his av to be a girl.
Missi: What???? Well, ok then.
Ringare: Will you tell him in German I like his outfit.
Missi: Ok.
Missi: Hey Karsten, Ringare says he likes your man skirt and man boobs.
faeriekitty2: zomg chocolate
faeriekitty2: chocolate covered penis
faeriekitty2: omg
faeriekitty2: i'm sorry i'm horny apparently
faeriekitty2: those things just slip out
faeriekitty2: *takes off the chris pohl background* not really haha, cuz i like staring at his pretty face
SevVen: indeedy
SevVen: LOL!!
SevVen: you stare at his face and the rest...falls into place
faeriekitty2: lmao exactly hahaha talking to you is always an adventure my dear
SevVen: it's that animal magnetism or smth :3
SevVen: hehehehehe
faeriekitty2: hahahaha "oops while you were looking at my face my penis just kind of got sucked in"
SevVen: LOL!
SevVen: that's right up there with "I fell on it"
faeriekitty2: lmao
faeriekitty2: well falling on it is perfectly reasonable o.O hahahahahaha
SevVen: LOL I like it to fall into me XD
faeriekitty2: methinks i may have had a tad too much caffeine
Richard L: haha sounds strange
Richard L: only we 2 in a bunker
Richard L: ^^
faeriekitty2: 2 in a bunker? hmmmm ok, but our neighbor is chris pohl's bunker
faeriekitty2: i need to save at least 2 german men for my maennerhauffen
faeriekitty2: you can forget your clothes at home
Richard L: hahaah xD
Richard L: i leave em at home baby
faeriekitty2: whoooooooooo we will be the nudist bunker lmao
Richard L: hrhrrh
Richard L: everyday männerhaufen
Richard L: presented by missi
faeriekitty2: whooo yesh
faeriekitty2: wow that is an awesome idea, live recording from the bunker, it will be the new VH1 reality show
Richard L: hmm
Richard L: who would watch it
Richard L: when we live in a bunker
Richard L: no one is alive
Richard L: ^^
faeriekitty2: the people who live in the other bunkers of course
faeriekitty2: what else do they have to watch
faeriekitty2: there has to be more than 2 bunkers that survive
faeriekitty2: or maybe we save it and the aliens watch it
faeriekitty2: and be like "wtf are they doing"
Richard L: haaha
Richard L: xDDD
faeriekitty2:
Richard L: i think about the picture in my head
Richard L: xDD
Richard L: the scared aliens fly home^^
faeriekitty2: lmao
faeriekitty2: they wonder why the earth penis is so big
faeriekitty2: and are afraid of it
faeriekitty2: lmao
Richard L: XD
faeriekitty2: how do I say "the maennerhauffen has moved to the bunker"
Richard L: uhmmm sorry were watching greys anatomy
Richard L: wait
Richard L: Der Männerhaufen ist in den Bunker gezogen - yay!
faeriekitty2: whoooooo thanks
Richard L: i included a yay xD
faeriekitty2: i know! nice addition, you'd think you are almost excited to be stuck in a bunker with me & chris pohl lmao
Richard L: hahaha sure
Richard L: xD
faeriekitty2: whooooooooooo
Richard L: but u have to cock
Richard L: *cook
Richard L: xD
Richard L: cock rofl
Richard L: xD
faeriekitty2: lmao this could be an interesting time in the bunker if you're thinking about cock lmao
faeriekitty2: ok i cook pizza
faeriekitty2: lol
Richard L: hahaaha^^
faeriekitty2: and we tell chris pohl to bring the chocolate sauce
Richard L: ur highskilled
Richard L: ^^
faeriekitty2: ^^
faeriekitty2: lmao pizza and microwave popcorn
Richard L: uhhh
Richard L: we die after one week xD
Richard L: we should carry a mc donalds in the bunker
faeriekitty2: hahahaha but we die happy and naked
faeriekitty2: zomg yesh!
faeriekitty2: we put it in chris' bunker though so ours isn't stinky
faeriekitty2: like mcdonalds
faeriekitty2: but we probably will have heart attacks : / oh well lol
Richard L: hahah poor chris xD
Richard L: ohhh well i would love it
Richard L: to die during having sex
Richard L: cause of eating mcdonalds^^
Richard L: xD
faeriekitty2: lmao works for me hahahaha *waits for the nuclear war to start* i'm ready already damnit j/k
faeriekitty2: zomg and all the fries we could eat..........nahm nahm nahm
Richard L: naaaahm
Richard L: BURGERS
faeriekitty2: food and sex what more is there to life o.O
Richard L: hahaah right
:D
SevVen: I think it's a whole new species the gothopatamus.
[17:10] Aislinn's translator: bloodvirus Titanium: you beat the horny
[17:10] Aislinn Titanium: XD
[17:10] Aislinn Titanium: the english translation
[17:11] Aislinn Titanium: of bloodv
[17:11] Aislinn Titanium: "you beat the horny"
[17:11] Aislinn's translator: "Sie schlagen die Horny"
[17:11] Aislinn: XD
[17:11] bloodvirus: lol
[17:11] Seiya: mhh
[17:12] Richard: the beat is horny
[17:12] Richard: the beat fucks my head
Richard L: the pocket genius dick/translator
Richard L: ^^
faeriekitty2: omg hahaha yes!
faeriekitty2: i have to find a shirt with a pocket near my boob
faeriekitty2: to put you in
faeriekitty2: XD
Richard L: yayyy
Richard L: but then im maybe a bit confused^^
Richard L: and just mumbling dumb things
Richard L: ^^
faeriekitty2: XD oh mai!
All in all, I would suggest that you put the gel/hairspray into your hair
at night, and then sleep hanging upside down like a bat. Then when you
wake up you will have nice hair without having to use a dryer!
hehehe! Has that red hair coloring melted the brain cells?
Lolz, alles guten und ein glucklich tag... Verrückt und lustig...
LOL! fun idea!
Justin: "I can't write music because I'm fat."