Attack of the 60 Foot Phallus

Inspired by watching a documentary on Google Earth, 18 year old Rory McInnes decided to take action (as any reasonable teen would) and painted a 60 foot phallus on the roof of his parent’s $2 million home in Hungerford England. But the story of the 60 foot phallus gets better…

Seems Rory painted the 60 foot phallus over a year ago. Which means his parents have been living with a limey’s loins over their heads for over a year now, which was finally discovered by a helicopter pilot, who of course then contacted The Sun. Rory’s father Andy McInnes didn’t believe the news men when they showed up to ask about the 60 foot phallus, believing it was actually an April fool’s joke (someone should probably get him a calendar).

I have to hand it to Rory McInnes and his 60 foot phallus, though I do have to wonder about his choice of location. In high school we did this sort of thing, but what distinguishes our adolescent shenanigins from Rory’s is that we did them to the OTHER high school in town. You know, not putting an embarrassing image on our own roof. It’s a slight distinction, I know, but it makes all the difference in my mind.

Now I've been searching through google maps to actually find a picture of the 60 foot phallus, but have yet to discover it.  So if you find the link, please let me know.

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