by Bridget ♥
Member since:
September 18, 2006

Wow, I am a prostitute!!

March 25, 2009 02:35 AM EDT (Updated: March 25, 2009 03:23 AM EDT)
views: 161 | rating: 9.5/10 (19 votes) | comments: 68

 

 I did it three times and all three times I got the same result... it says I am a prostitute!!

I guess that's what I get for being a wife and a stay at home mom - some people can't get over the stereotypes! LOL!

 

 

Oh dear Bridget, this is as bad as it gets.  You wouldn't have thought you could sink any lower, but you can think yourself lucky that you're not a thief or an actor - the only two professions lower down the scale than yours.   You'll sell your wares for the paltry sum of sixpence a time and be riddled with a variety of disease in exchange - particularly newly diagnosed syphillis, which will be all the rage in Tudor England.  All this at a time where authorities are being much more heavy handed with your kind - it's a wonder that you have even survived to the age of 33.

 

 

Go to Showtime's "Who the Tudor are You?" and complete the quick game to find out which Tudor you are!
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Comments: 68

Nancy R. will view, may comment! Mar 25, 2009, 2:36am EDT
wow...lol.
William Dotani Mar 25, 2009, 2:40am EDT
Tell hubby you need to do more shopping at Victoria's Secret.
Lisa Frost Mar 25, 2009, 2:41am EDT
ok, it made me a nun! Should I be offended...LOL
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 2:42am EDT
I'm sure he wouldn't have any objections to that William! :)

Lisa, is it okay for a prostitue and a nun to be friends? LOL!
William Dotani Mar 25, 2009, 2:46am EDT
I played and I am a Monk. That means I can wag my finger at you and ask the Pope to send the Inquisition to investigate your shopping habits. Lisa in her habit must approve.
Lisa Frost Mar 25, 2009, 2:47am EDT
I found out if I put in that I am a student instead of what I am studying to do, it comes up a prostitute...LOL

Sure it is. Besides, as a Gemini I am sure I have both sides!!! ROFL
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 2:47am EDT
A prostitute, nun and a monk. We make a great team! LOL!
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 2:50am EDT
If I say I'm unemployed instead of a homemaker, it says I'm a Noble! LOL!
John Knight Mar 25, 2009, 2:57am EDT
(Sounds like you're getting screwed royaly  ; )
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 3:00am EDT
LMAO at John! It seems that way. :)
♥Tabitha Cowan♥ Mar 25, 2009, 3:10am EDT
Said I was a lady in waiting.
Ashley M. Mar 25, 2009, 3:16am EDT
Don't feel too bad, I have a life expectancy of 11 years down here at the peasant level. I am too bad off to even be a prostitute!
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 3:17am EDT
Tabitha,

Yeah a lady waiting to have her baby! LOL!
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 3:18am EDT
Ashley,

LOL! I think I'd rather be a peasant over a prostitute with a disease any day! LOL!
Linda T. Mar 25, 2009, 3:22am EDT
It labeled me as a prostitute as well.
I once wrote a paper in highschool explaining my take on the fact that Scarlett O'Hara was no better than Belle Wattling--that in essence, they were both prostitutes, but that Scarlett only served to hide her whoredom behind the guises of marriage. My views only served to incinerate my English teacher, who never gave me another passing grade for the remainder of the year (and my essays really was A quality! lmao) I still have that take on things. Personally, I feel I get paid extremely well for the prostitution services I offer up to my hubby, and he isn't complaining! ROFLMAO
Turkey Casserole Mar 25, 2009, 3:34am EDT
i lOVE the tudors!!!!!!!!!!!
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 3:35am EDT
Personally, I feel I get paid extremely well for the prostitution services I offer up to my hubby, and he isn't complaining! ROFLMAO
Krissy is going for Phat W., Mar 25, 2009, 3:31am EDT


LMAO, you and me both! I know I'm worth every $!
Turkey Casserole Mar 25, 2009, 3:36am EDT
it told me I was an actor
LMAO--I'm a lady in waiting!
And I so wanted to be a prostitute!
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 3:38am EDT
I know better than to think you are a lady in waiting Krissy! LOL!
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 3:38am EDT
Atleast it got you right Kirk!
Turkey Casserole Mar 25, 2009, 3:38am EDT
a poor, struggling actor LOL
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 4:07am EDT
It's better than a disease infested prostitute! LOL!
William Dotani Mar 25, 2009, 4:21am EDT
What should I wear, boxers or briefs, under my monk robe?
JoAnne D. Mar 25, 2009, 4:40am EDT
No way am I taking that quiz!
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 4:45am EDT
Don't be afraid JoAnne! :) Are you afraid of the truth? LOL!
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 4:45am EDT
How about boxer briefs, William!
JoAnne D. Mar 25, 2009, 4:50am EDT
Not really Bridget, I would be worth every penny too.
JoAnne D. Mar 25, 2009, 4:51am EDT
I like flannel better, lol
Ashley B. Mar 25, 2009, 5:16am EDT
It told me I was a lady in waiting with 34 more years to move up in social status.
Angelina C. Mar 25, 2009, 5:27am EDT
awww it's okay!
~Jamie W. Mar 25, 2009, 5:39am EDT
lol i was also a prostitute. seems like there are a lot of us running around here!
JoAnne D. Mar 25, 2009, 6:04am EDT
Okay, I got a big black screen, I guess TOO LATE isn't that bad.
Andrea H. Mar 25, 2009, 6:42am EDT
HMMMM, Well I too am labled a prostitute. lol
fancy c. Mar 25, 2009, 6:52am EDT
I AM RIGHT WITH YOU BRIDGET
Nancy * Mar 25, 2009, 7:30am EDT
Ha! I too am a prostitute, I think this one is totally bogus.
Dana W. Mar 25, 2009, 8:24am EDT
lol
♥ Adair ♥ K. Mar 25, 2009, 9:09am EDT
Alright going to take this to see where I fall in this. Be back with the results.
♥ Adair ♥ K. Mar 25, 2009, 9:16am EDT
Well it won't load for me. I guess I will try later today.
Monica H. Mar 25, 2009, 9:45am EDT
I'm scared to try it. They might make me a nun prostitute or something.
Elaine S. Mar 25, 2009, 9:55am EDT
LOL
I'm a prostitute too,and at my age.That's really funny.
DesertDarlene L. Mar 25, 2009, 9:57am EDT
I'm going to try this. It should be fun. I'll be right back with the results.
Stacey *Mamasaid* D. Mar 25, 2009, 9:58am EDT
Hmmm, I'm a bishop which is funny because I worked in male dominated fields most of my life. Interesting and rather unexpected!
mary bryant Mar 25, 2009, 10:00am EDT
I am a prostitute too....must not be very good at it....lol....I am broke. hehehe
DesertDarlene L. Mar 25, 2009, 10:02am EDT
It says I'm a peasant. I don't know how it could ascertain that from me being 40, female, and work int he government.
Sandy C. Mar 25, 2009, 10:44am EDT
Wow...I am a prostitute too.
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 10:53am EDT
There sure are a lot of prostitutes running around Gather, this must be a great place for us to hang out! LOL!
Chris E. Mar 25, 2009, 11:13am EDT
I am a prostitute also. LOL I never thought those words would come out of my mouth.
Dusty Hubbard Mar 25, 2009, 11:28am EDT
Wow...I'm a peasant farmer. Who woulda thunk it!
Sandy (back in Ohio...blah!) Mar 25, 2009, 1:14pm EDT
I am a lady in waiting with a relatively pampered life. I have an average of 22 years left to find me a husband and move up in status.
Sassy ... the calm and cool Cat Mar 25, 2009, 1:38pm EDT
that's okay, we all have our faults!
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 2:32pm EDT
I am a prostitute also. LOL I never thought those words would come out of my mouth.
Chris E., Mar 25, 2009, 11:13am EDT


You and me both Chris! LOL!
Bridget ♥ Mar 25, 2009, 2:32pm EDT
LOL, thanks for the support Sassy
Elle L. Mar 25, 2009, 3:25pm EDT
I am an "ABBESS" I'm not quite sure what that is, but they made it seem pretty cool.
Crystal R. Mar 25, 2009, 5:08pm EDT
haha. I was a nun so I'm not going to complain.
Angela <:3---}~~~~ M. Mar 25, 2009, 6:08pm EDT
I'm a shepherdess lol
.* Sandi * Mar 25, 2009, 6:18pm EDT
lol
Janie E. Mar 25, 2009, 6:22pm EDT
Dang, I'm a prostitute, too!!! LOL
Vic Needs Coffee Mar 25, 2009, 6:41pm EDT
LOL...too funny.
Ray Lanfear Mar 25, 2009, 8:07pm EDT
In Las Vegas they have found a new way to raaise revenues, tax the prostitutes!

google me RayLanfear
dee b. Mar 25, 2009, 11:53pm EDT
Ok switch on the red light, it says I'm a prostitute also. At first it went up to queen and I was like thats pretty cool. Not that I would consider myself queen like in any sense of the word. Heck I hate make-up and deplore dresses. Then it dropped down to prostitute. But at my age a prostitute? Hell I would have to end up declaring bankruptcy LOL!
Krystal Harwell Mar 26, 2009, 6:35am EDT
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arlene (no shame in my game) w. Mar 26, 2009, 9:44am EDT
If you happy with your life then you are successful. I think you are very lucky wish I could do the same.
Samantha V. Mar 26, 2009, 12:25pm EDT
LOL'ing at the title of this post!!! :D
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