by Jennifer W.
Member since:
November 5, 2008

The Black Bra (from email)

March 23, 2009 10:11 AM UTC
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The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes Here's how it all went.


My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw  me and said,  'You are the woman of my dreams.  I love you.' Then we made love all night long

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
  
As soon as he  came in the door and saw me he said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?

Comments: 54

Dana W. Mar 23, 2009, 10:16am UTC
way too funny
Renee S. Mar 23, 2009, 10:27am UTC
Funny!
Elizabeth O. Mar 23, 2009, 10:31am UTC
The husband has a death wish. This is cute.
Susan Roberts Mar 23, 2009, 10:37am UTC
LOL remind me to NEVER dress up like that!
Jennifer B. Mar 23, 2009, 10:38am UTC
Thanks for the laugh.
.* Sandi * Mar 23, 2009, 10:40am UTC
too funny
Lisa C. Mar 23, 2009, 10:44am UTC
LOL!
Beverly Easton Mar 23, 2009, 10:48am UTC
Thats way too funny...
LaRue B. Mar 23, 2009, 10:49am UTC
It's better after 40 years, except a lot of things don't work any more! That is funny!
Ashley Mitschke Mar 23, 2009, 10:59am UTC
lol cute :)
Andrea H. Mar 23, 2009, 11:09am UTC
lol, very funny.
April H. Mar 23, 2009, 11:16am UTC
funny!
Elizabeth H. Mar 23, 2009, 11:36am UTC
Very funny!
Nikki S. Mar 23, 2009, 11:48am UTC
Cute!
kathleen w. Mar 23, 2009, 11:52am UTC
ha ha ......to funny
Jo N. Mar 23, 2009, 12:02pm UTC
Very funny!
Dawn S. Mar 23, 2009, 12:24pm UTC
lol!
Elaine S. Mar 23, 2009, 1:06pm UTC
LOL
Angelina C. Mar 23, 2009, 2:04pm UTC
Haha, that's great.
August Lady Mar 23, 2009, 3:15pm UTC
Very funny-I love it!!

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Stacey Mamasaid Mar 23, 2009, 5:35pm UTC
LOL
Janie E. Mar 23, 2009, 6:44pm UTC
Seen this one before, but it still cracks me up everytime!!! LOL
timi A. Mar 23, 2009, 8:06pm UTC
Does that mean married men no longer have any sense humour?lol
I'm married, and I didn't like it too much, although it was slight horrible/humorous.
Diane B. Mar 24, 2009, 1:04am UTC
Thank you for posting this to the LOL Stuff Group
Marsha C. Mar 24, 2009, 11:01am UTC
Just letting you know your content has reached 25 comments and has therefore been removed from ~3,000 Here We Come!~
Nana to Seven Cutiepies Mar 24, 2009, 3:56pm UTC
THANKS FOR THE CHUCKLE!

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Meagan T. Mar 26, 2009, 2:41pm UTC
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Krystal Harwell Mar 28, 2009, 12:21am UTC
LMAO!! This was a cute joke. Sounds like something Greg would say to me... he picks on me alot. :)

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Jennifer W. Mar 28, 2009, 5:28pm UTC
Thanks for sharing. Just letting you know your content has reached 25 comments and has been removed from !!Need More Points!!
Kat W. Mar 29, 2009, 12:16am UTC
LOL
regina k. Mar 29, 2009, 1:29pm UTC
lol
Daf W. Mar 30, 2009, 11:04pm UTC
haha thats funny!
Michelle C. Apr 1, 2009, 11:44am UTC
LOL! That went over his head! hahahahaha! Cute!
Nancy Biri Apr 2, 2009, 12:44pm UTC
cute.....HH
jenn g. Apr 2, 2009, 3:14pm UTC
good one
helping hands
Desiree T. Apr 3, 2009, 9:20am UTC
Hello
Amy just hangin' out M. Apr 5, 2009, 12:11pm UTC
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Linda T. Apr 5, 2009, 5:36pm UTC
Hello
Dorothy H. Apr 5, 2009, 6:26pm UTC
Stopping by commenting for HELPING HANDS 4/5/'09!!!!
Ginny W. Apr 5, 2009, 8:31pm UTC
Stopping by from H.H.

Gave you a 10.
APE 131313 Apr 5, 2009, 11:40pm UTC
APRIL HELPING HANDS reaching out to you!
Elizabeth S. Apr 6, 2009, 7:53pm UTC
typical husband
Susan V. Apr 13, 2009, 11:42pm UTC
Coming From the Joker
Amy L. Apr 26, 2009, 2:24pm UTC
I like your joker comment, Susan!
Jodie C. May 5, 2009, 7:56pm UTC
ROFL!

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Quinn (aka Entwife) Blackburn May 6, 2009, 4:09pm UTC
roflmao

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U thanks!
Amber C. May 20, 2009, 9:11am UTC
Yep, that sounds like a husband!

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