A naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle assaulted a woman in Michigan, police said.
The boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility on Monday, Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast said. He was strolling unclothed in Hart Township with the dog when he encountered a 53-year-old woman in her yard.
"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said.
LOL.Â She immediately realized something peculiar, ay?Â Yeah, I think I might notice someone standing in front of me naked too!