WEE WE Interactive Writing- 50 of 100 Things...

50 of 100 Things about Mrs. Peabody-week 4

•1. I adore expensive clothes

•2. I love high heels

•3. I hate cheap handbags

•4. I always wear silk stockings

•5. I am filthy rich; I just can't remember where I put my money

•6. I hate motor oil under my nails, Steve often works on his car; Yuck!

•7. I am fifty-six years old but always give my age as forty, whose going to debate me?

•8. I don't cook!

•9. I love Lobster and scallops

•10. I prefer white wine over red; red tastes like cork

•11. I sometimes steal Chanel #5 from Steve's Mother and replace what I've taken with water

•12. I empty Steve's bottles of CK one and replace the cologne with Chanel #5, it's my favorite fragrance

•13. I love Paris; don't ask me why, I can't remember

•14. I live with Steve at his Mom's house

•15. I have a storage unit where I keep all my clothing. It has a vanity with all my cosmetics and a full length mirror. I also have an entire wall of shelves to keep my shoes. It's like my own little apartment except I have to share it with Candy and Auntie Mia.

•16. I don't do housework but Auntie Mia loves it

•17. I have a bad temper

•18. I hate Steve's nosey little friend Janie; I stole lipstick from her last week and planted it in Steve's car so she would stop being his friend. It backfired when Candy took it, the little tart.

•19. I adore good coffee

•20. I love shopping

•21. I hate Steve's body

•22. I feel naked without gloves

•23. In my world I am the dominant figure

•24. I know all of Steve's secrets

•25. I drive but I don't have a license, once I got pulled over for speeding and showed the Officer Steve's license. He laughed out loud when I told him my name was Mrs. Peabody

•26. I love the scent of expensive chocolates but I detest the taste of all chocolate

•27. I would love to star on one of those extreme make over shows and get some major work done

•28. I hate it when Steve wears those cheap cotton briefs

•29. I love pedicures

•30. I wish Steve would grow our finger nails long

•31. Once I punched a guy in the nose at the mall for laughing at me; I think I broke it

•32. I love jewelry and have lots of it

•33. I like going to gay clubs, I find acceptance there

•34. I love drag shows

•35. I get great make-up tips from drag queens. I learned if I apply clown make-up before applying foundation I can cover Steve's five O'clock shadow

•36. I often communicate with Steve through notes and letters.

•37. I don't like ice cream but I adore banana popsicles

•38. I hate junk food and I have asked Steve to reduce his calorie intake, we are fat!

•39. I am very protective of Steve

•40. I wish I had a driver, it would make life so much easier

•41. I wish I had a hot driver, it would make life so much more interesting

•42. When I find my fortune I am going to build a mansion and staff it with smoking hot men

•43. It is a humbling experience to have my life reduced to a storage facility and living in an obese mans body

•44. I don't like Steve's Mother, she made us fat

•45. I have a plan to break Steve's engagement

•46. I can be very calculating but that's just because I am older and wiser than the others

•47. I secretly got a membership at a gym, I pretend like I'm Steve and work out twice a week.

•48. I love to dance

•49. My favorite color is purple but I also love red

•50. Steve is the only person I care about or have compassion for though I like Auntie Mia, she is innocent, loving and sweet. She also works wonders with a needle and thread.