While I’m sure everyone’s heard of actor Bruce Willis, his once Victoria Secrets lingerie model paramour Emma Heming has recently hit the news due to the rumor the two will be married by the end of the week. Willis’ 46 year old ex-wife Demi Moore has reportedly already arrived at the Caribbean island for the wedding with her 31 year old husband Aston Kutcher. And I mention their ages because it pertains to the story: Bruce Willis turns 54 today, while his wife-to-be clocks in at 30.
Man, what is it between Bruce Will is and Demi Morre, a competition with the one robbing the most cradle getting the next big movie deal? Not that I can fault either of them. If I were 54 and could land a lingerie model nearly half my age or with half the curves of Emma Heming, I’d sign up in a second.
Hell, I suspect bagging chicks like Emma Heming at an advanced age was the whole reason Bruce Willis got into acting in the first place. Which just goes to show Bruce Willis is in it for the long game; no short term investments for him. And with investment strategies like this, I think maybe he should be the one running our flagging economy.
Just a suggestion. I mean, you can’t argue with results like Emma Heming, now can you?
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