by Lona Herling
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September 22, 2008

Little Johnny

March 17, 2009 08:57 PM EDT
views: 135 | comments: 48

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.

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Comments: 48

Elizabeth B. Mar 17, 2009, 8:58pm EDT
LOL :>}
Stacey *Mamasaid* D. Mar 17, 2009, 8:59pm EDT
LOL!!
joseph k. Mar 17, 2009, 8:59pm EDT
ha ha funny
Leah Christensen Mar 17, 2009, 9:00pm EDT
That's a good one!
RJ H. Mar 17, 2009, 9:04pm EDT
LOL!!
sarah g. Mar 17, 2009, 9:11pm EDT
oh my gosh!~~~~~~~~~~ LOL
Denise W. Mar 17, 2009, 9:14pm EDT

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Randall C. Mar 17, 2009, 9:23pm EDT
aw he he -- didn't see that one coming...
Lona Herling Mar 17, 2009, 9:31pm EDT
This was in my emails tonight from my brother.
Elaine A. Mar 17, 2009, 9:44pm EDT
Very funny ;-)
Krystal Harwell Mar 17, 2009, 10:01pm EDT
lmao. a great way to find out... from the kid.
Renee (Pres of Baby James Foundation) ~. Mar 17, 2009, 10:07pm EDT
lol
fancy c. Mar 18, 2009, 7:52am EDT
lol
Elaine S. Mar 18, 2009, 8:11am EDT
LOL
Melanie B. Mar 18, 2009, 3:48pm EDT
roflmbo
Thank you for sharing

PIF
Steph-in-NE ..... Mar 18, 2009, 5:36pm EDT
way to funny thanks for sharing
Lee P. Mar 19, 2009, 4:17pm EDT
Oh my.
.
Just stopped by to say Thanks for all the comments from Points Nation, they are appreciated
Sally L. Mar 25, 2009, 2:48pm EDT
lol
Sharon C. Mar 25, 2009, 7:51pm EDT
LOL

Stopping by from
Dorothy H. Mar 25, 2009, 10:14pm EDT
topping by from
Kim M. Mar 26, 2009, 10:16am EDT
LOL that's cute
Popping in to Pay it Forward!
Nancy S. Mar 28, 2009, 12:41am EDT
That was a good one. Points Nation.
jenn g. Mar 29, 2009, 9:19am EDT
good one
paying it forward
Andrea (Ms. Conservative) L. Mar 29, 2009, 2:31pm EDT
Stopping by with


Susan Roberts Mar 29, 2009, 10:35pm EDT
FUNNY points nation
Carol B Mar 30, 2009, 7:21pm EDT
LOL, that little Johnny. PN
Solskin Iam Mar 30, 2009, 9:43pm EDT
lol.....little johnny can sure come up with some stuff......
Misty W. Mar 31, 2009, 3:04am EDT
Stopping By From PoInTs NaTiOn!
Linda T. Mar 31, 2009, 3:53am EDT
Stopping by from
Desiree T. Mar 31, 2009, 11:28am EDT
POINTS NATION ~ Have a great day!
Teresa A. Mar 31, 2009, 1:16pm EDT
ROFL

Points Nation
Angela A. Mar 31, 2009, 10:10pm EDT
I've come by to give your posts some,
Georgiana S. Apr 1, 2009, 12:33am EDT
(:
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Mary (diet dr pepper junkie) T. Apr 1, 2009, 12:46am EDT
oh-oh!!!

points nation
Shaunee C. Apr 1, 2009, 5:02pm EDT
That is a good one
Nancy Biri Apr 5, 2009, 10:35am EDT
Cute....HH
Sandra L. Apr 7, 2009, 11:29pm EDT
LMFBO!! That's too funny!
HH
K D Lovett Apr 8, 2009, 6:55pm EDT
oh man! Poor little Johnny, he is always up to something.

Thanks for sharing!

I’m just stopping by to share some
Dorothy H. Apr 8, 2009, 9:55pm EDT
Stopping by commenting for, ""HELPING HANDS"", for 4/8/09!!!!
Andrea (Ms. Conservative) L. Apr 9, 2009, 1:12pm EDT
Helping Hands

Have a Blessed Day!
Elizabeth S. Apr 9, 2009, 5:54pm EDT
uh oh

extending Helping Hands
mary bryant Apr 23, 2009, 8:00am EDT
lol
Tara C. May 8, 2009, 3:10pm EDT
LOL
Jennifer O. May 10, 2009, 4:19am EDT
LOL

pn
Kelly P. May 11, 2009, 9:45pm EDT
Out of the mouths of babes!! Funny!! PIF
Ruth Luce May 12, 2009, 1:55pm EDT
Uh-Oh!! PN
K K. Sep 17, 2009, 5:16pm EDT
funny
Elizabeth R. Nov 14, 2009, 4:43am EST
Oooooops!
PIF

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