by Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D.
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WE Mirthday Assignment

March 11, 2009 05:42 PM EDT
views: 95 | rating: 10/10 (5 votes) | comments: 19

 

 

 

Evidently, there are a lot of pissed off people on the Big G.  Some of these misanthropists are bubbling over with wrath and can hardly contain themselves.  They have therefore requested that I assign a humor piece for next Monday on something or someone they hate, loathe and despise.  Ladies and gentlemen, start your spleens.  Ready, set, vent!

 

 

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Comments: 19

ohhhhh, perhaps I shall participate in this one.
Kihe Blackeagle Mar 11, 2009, 6:09pm EDT
I for one will look forward to more specifics (if there are more).

FREX: Generic / descriptive list, or excruciatingly detailed targetting?

Pax ... Kihe
Curmudgeon-In-Training
golds g. Mar 11, 2009, 6:22pm EDT
yay ! the octuplets women ... need I say more!
I'm already foaming at the mouth.
Hey, Kihe. It's for Monday Mirthday. Make it funny.
Bart H. Mar 11, 2009, 7:49pm EDT
Hey! That's ME! I'm one of the most pissed of people here. Let me at it!
Marilee C. Mar 11, 2009, 8:44pm EDT
I'll take a shot at it.
Kimber L. Mar 11, 2009, 9:50pm EDT
I have some ideas percolating!!! I will get better about getting articles in after dance recital is done and things slow down here a little!!! PLUS I am working hard to get votes!!! IF you get time please please please spread the word for me?:

By the way, have you stopped by the Boca Balanced Living essay contest to vote for your favorite finalist yet? I am in the running and would appreciate your vote, but please choose the candidate whose article you like the best. It is important to vote even if it isn't for me!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN WITH IT and Thank you! If you have already voted thank you and please encourage your friends and connections to vote!
Oh, dear! Is it possible that I can summon enough venom to do this adequately?! But I'm such a kind, happy person! I might well be one of those damned blue birds that follow Cinderella around.

This shall be QUITE the challenge...
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Mar 12, 2009, 1:06pm EDT
It was Snow White who had the bluebirds, you dipshit.. If you can't keep your fairy tale sluts straight, how can you get a decently hilarious article written?! Geesh. (just trying to whip you into a froth).
Peter Joseph Swanson Mar 12, 2009, 1:08pm EDT
I loved when the cartoon birdies tweeted around Lilly Thomlin in 9 to 5 after she'd smoked pot (and turned into Miss White).
Doyle ( IS SOOO 7 for 7 soon... ) C. Mar 13, 2009, 10:05am EDT
That was YOU smoking pot, Peter. Nobody knows what you're talking about.
Big Pink Elephant McGee Mar 13, 2009, 11:30am EDT
If you can see me, you've probably been smoking pot...
Doyle ( IS SOOO 7 for 7 soon... ) C. Mar 13, 2009, 11:54am EDT
I got something for you Dame Ruth, but no idea what tags to add for you, if any. :o)
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Mar 13, 2009, 2:12pm EDT
Just tag it Mirthday humor and make sure you post it to WE on Monday, Doyle. That goes for everyone, BTW. See you there, all you angry comics!
Doyle ( IS SOOO 7 for 7 soon... ) C. Mar 13, 2009, 2:14pm EDT
Oooops. Already posted it. [ sorry ]
Andrea "slackermom" R. Mar 15, 2009, 6:05pm EDT
Can I write twelve of them? Can I? Please?

I hate everyone today. Everyone.
Jennifer H. Mar 15, 2009, 6:09pm EDT
Go for it, Andrea. You can even flush that kid down the toilet, if you like. Everything goes on our Mirthday.

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