Baleout?

Alternative post titles:

Â“ThatÂ’s Not Very Christian of BatmanÂ”

Â“BatmanÂ’s Been Terminated Â“

Â“A Duh Duh Da Da Like This in the BackgroundÂ”

In case youÂ’ve been living under a rock for the past two hours and fourteen minutes, the latest rumor is that due to Christian BaleÂ’s recent batshit crazy remixed meltdown, the powers that be are considering replacing him as the Savior of Urban Dystopia in Batman 3 Â— replacing him with (insert soap opera audience deeply inhaling). . .

Sam Worthington, BaleÂ’s co-star in Terminator Salvation (insert dramatic piano scale)!

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Shannon H. Mar 10, 2009, 6:58am UTC

Swearing legos...very nice. I liked Bale as Batman. It'd be a shame to punish movie goers for Bale's silliness.

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Paul M. Mar 10, 2009, 9:00am UTC

If they got rid of him I'm sure it'd be more about money than anything. I mean Christopher Nolan's worked with him three times now; I'm sure he's learned to deal with it by now.

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