by Lee W.
Member since:
August 10, 2006

"Drunk Speak

March 09, 2009 07:09 PM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 31

 THINGS THAT ARE *DIFFICULT* TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE *VERY DIFFICULT* TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE *DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE *TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on
the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Comments: 31

Ms Lee P. Mar 9, 2009, 7:25pm UTC
he, he, he. These are very funny. I don't drink and the first two sets are hard for me to say sober. The last set is funny.
Joan D. Mar 9, 2009, 7:28pm UTC
Those are great.. I always say 1 drink I can dance, 2 drinks I can sing, 3 drinks.. well, I havent gotten that far yet..
tonya brown Mar 9, 2009, 7:58pm UTC
Not sure I could say the first two sets sober,lol thanks for sharing.
Elizabeth B. Mar 9, 2009, 8:26pm UTC
lol those are cute!
Renee (Pres of Baby James Foundation) ~. Mar 9, 2009, 10:54pm UTC
lol cute
Amy just hangin' out M. Mar 11, 2009, 7:49am UTC
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kimberly g. Mar 22, 2009, 7:14am UTC
always loved these!
Dorothy H. Mar 22, 2009, 6:04pm UTC
Stopping by from
Nancy S. Mar 22, 2009, 6:30pm UTC
So cute and many are true. Points nation.
Susan Roberts Mar 23, 2009, 10:49am UTC
ROFLOL!!! points nation
Desiree T. Mar 23, 2009, 2:05pm UTC
POINTS NATION ~ Have a great day.
Ginger C. Mar 23, 2009, 3:07pm UTC
Good laugh!


I'm Surfing Gather, dropping by from Points Nation! ;-)
Maggie Y. Mar 23, 2009, 7:04pm UTC
Bringing ya some
Elizabeth S. Mar 23, 2009, 7:15pm UTC
true words

here from Points Nation
Terry M. Mar 23, 2009, 8:33pm UTC
Points nation
Steph-in-NE ..... Mar 23, 2009, 11:08pm UTC
neat one there
points nation
B.B. B. Mar 24, 2009, 1:14am UTC
stopping by from points nation
Brenda H. Mar 24, 2009, 1:30am UTC
That's funny!
Angela W. Mar 24, 2009, 7:57am UTC
cathing up from points nation
Sharon C. Mar 24, 2009, 1:49pm UTC
These are great!!! Some of those words are difficult for me to say and I am sober. LOL

Stopping by from
Amber C. Mar 24, 2009, 10:18pm UTC
That is a keeper.

-Points Nation
Ms Lee P. Mar 24, 2009, 10:56pm UTC
This is a generic comment, I'm rushing by trying to catch up with my Point Nations comments.

Just stopping by to say hello from
chelsie S. Mar 25, 2009, 12:09am UTC
~stopping by from POINTS NATION~
Angela A. Mar 25, 2009, 7:54pm UTC
Thanks for the chuckles.
Here's some,
Missy Cline Mar 26, 2009, 6:33pm UTC
LOL!
K D Lovett Apr 7, 2009, 11:33pm UTC
My grandfather used to get little ones to say things that were difficult for them to say all the time.

Thanks for sharing!

I’m just stopping by to share some
Ginger C. Apr 23, 2009, 11:58am UTC
Always worth reading! Thanks! I'm Surfing Gather, dropping by from Points Nation! ;-)
Beth G. Jul 12, 2009, 3:38pm UTC

Lol this is hilarious Lee!

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