by Deloris Wright
Member since:
February 28, 2008

BewareOf Underwear Dust!!!--- A Joke from my E-mail---

February 27, 2009 08:43 PM EST
views: 201 | comments: 55

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your butt!'
 

 

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared
when he shook them out.
 

 

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?'
 

 

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow
!!!!! !

You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.
 
 


 

 

 

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Comments: 55

Leah Christensen Feb 27, 2009, 8:52pm EST
My husband nearly spit out his teeth when I read this to him.
.* Sandi * Feb 27, 2009, 9:01pm EST
funny
Rae M. Feb 27, 2009, 9:01pm EST
LOL
Claudia (kitty-cat) K. Feb 27, 2009, 9:02pm EST
This is funny.
Linda T. Feb 27, 2009, 9:04pm EST
That was great.
*LORA* M. Feb 27, 2009, 9:08pm EST
10
Leora E. Feb 27, 2009, 9:19pm EST
hahahahahahahahahaha.....too funny
M & M. Feb 27, 2009, 10:19pm EST
Soooooooooooooooooo cute and funny, thanks Deloris.
Janet "Jax" B. Feb 27, 2009, 10:39pm EST
LOL...that is just so funny.
Misty W. Feb 28, 2009, 1:30am EST
HAHAHA very funny
William Dotani Feb 28, 2009, 2:06am EST
LOL. GROAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quinn (aka Entwife) Blackburn Feb 28, 2009, 5:18am EST
LOL Thanks for the laugh!

..
U wishing you more of the same
Walker Bennett, SF Author Feb 28, 2009, 12:14pm EST
Now there is a guy with a death wish!
Deloris Wright Feb 28, 2009, 3:35pm EST
Some men never learn right? - Thank you for all of your comments
tyler tomas Aug 15, 2009, 6:40pm EDT
i love it. not married but i have a brother who is
tyler tomas Aug 15, 2009, 6:41pm EDT
btw..i am 3 feet tall. could i get some of that miracle grow? hehe
Susan Roberts Feb 28, 2009, 3:40pm EST
ROFLOL dropping by from points nation
Peggy C. Feb 28, 2009, 7:10pm EST
lol.
M & M. Feb 28, 2009, 11:18pm EST
LOL thanks D. Funny.
Desiree T. Mar 1, 2009, 8:53pm EST
Trying to get caught up. Have a great night!
Donna S. Mar 1, 2009, 8:54pm EST
~~Happy Happy Sunday~~
Dana W. Mar 2, 2009, 11:16pm EST
Stopping by from
.* Sandi * Mar 4, 2009, 2:09pm EST
helping you with your gather goals
Cindy B. Mar 4, 2009, 2:17pm EST
I love this joke the best, lol =)
jackie c. Mar 4, 2009, 2:50pm EST
lol
Marsha S. Mar 4, 2009, 4:10pm EST
Just letting you know your content has reached 25 comments and has therefore been removed from ~3,000 Here We Come!~
Deloris Wright Mar 4, 2009, 5:55pm EST
Thanks to every one who left a comment
Melanie B. Mar 9, 2009, 3:36pm EDT
lmbo
Thank you for sharing.
~*Points Nation*~
Lynda F. Mar 9, 2009, 9:19pm EDT
LMAO
Kimber L. Mar 9, 2009, 10:02pm EDT
Thank you for posting to Make me Laugh
necee t. Mar 14, 2009, 11:23pm EDT
hahaha that's a good one... thanks for the laughs...
Cholette W. Mar 15, 2009, 10:16pm EDT
Cute!
Gene P. Mar 19, 2009, 2:41am EDT
Thanks for posting your content to the group Whatever!
babsie wabsie Apr 4, 2009, 5:06pm EDT
stopped by to say ....... I hope you have a fabulous day:)

POINTS NATION
R B Apr 4, 2009, 5:10pm EDT
Stopping by from me.
juley g. Apr 6, 2009, 11:32am EDT
Hahahaha!

Stopping by from Points Nation!!!
Carol B Apr 6, 2009, 4:13pm EDT
LOL, very cute from points nation.
Leora E. Apr 6, 2009, 6:18pm EDT
I've heard this one before & I'm sill LOL. hahahahaha.........Points Nation
Solskin Iam Apr 6, 2009, 8:21pm EDT
hahahahahahaha oh what a good one points nation
Barbara A. Apr 7, 2009, 5:33pm EDT
lol a points nation howdy to you!
Angela A. Apr 7, 2009, 5:50pm EDT
OMG, this is so funny!
I'm rolling through from,
Crystal C. Apr 22, 2009, 12:55am EDT
ha ha...nice
RJ H. Jun 1, 2009, 8:35am EDT

LOL!! Love it!!!
kathleen w. Jun 7, 2009, 4:35pm EDT

lmao tooo funny!
Lady of Lake Merritt =P Jul 23, 2009, 4:49pm EDT
HA!!!! OMG! I will have to tell my hubby! TOOO FUNNY!
d d. Aug 3, 2009, 2:10pm EDT
lol! *pif
Stacy Farr Aug 9, 2009, 3:26am EDT
How funny
Rita B. Aug 14, 2009, 2:37pm EDT
lol men never learn.
Michelle S. Oct 11, 2009, 2:25am EDT
thanks for the laugh!! pif
Otelia S. Oct 21, 2009, 7:04pm EDT
I wonder did it work?
amy r. Oct 24, 2009, 5:47pm EDT
Lol, that was super cute!
Jan S. Oct 26, 2009, 1:23am EDT
ROFL! pif
Debbie W. Nov 6, 2009, 9:36pm EST
LOL funny
Carrie Marie P. Nov 11, 2009, 9:55pm EST
This joke is too funny!!! I love it! pif
Glome . . . Nov 29, 2009, 4:25pm EST
Sales on Miracle Grow will spike with that going around ... any little hope is worth trying :)

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