Woman - prompts - 50 words - GCC - cosmos

50 words tell it all. Thanks for sharing.

So much in just 50 words.Not a word is wasted....wow!!please post more in this series.

I love it.

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woman ( write in 50 words)

Good one, Sheila!

Great job, Sheila and well said. :)

You got it Girl!

"I'm A Woman"

Well I can wash out forty four pairs of socks
And have 'em on the line.
You know I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
'fore you can count from one to nine.
I can slip up a great big dip up of lard
From a drippings can.
Throw it in the skillet, do my shopping,
And be back before it melts in the pan.

'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Let me tell ya again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.

Well I can rub and scrub
'til this house shines just like a dime.
Feed the baby, grease the car,
Powder my nose at the same time.
You know I can get all dressed up,
Go out swinging with the M-A-N,
Jump in bed at five, sleep 'til 6,
And start all over again.

'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Let me tell ya again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.

Well now if you come to me sick,
You know that I'm gonna make you well.
And if you come to me all hexed up,
You know I'm gonna break the spell.
And if you come to me hungry,
You know I'll feed ya full of my grits.
And if it's loving you want,
I can kiss you and give you the shivering fits.

'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
I'll say it again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.

Well, I got a twenty dollar gold fee
That says there's nothing that I can't do.
Well, I can make a dress out of feeding sacks,
And I can make a man out Of you.

'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
I'll say it again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.

I'm a woman.
I'm a woman.
I'm a woman.
Yeah, I'm a woman.

You rock Granny!

And when all that is done,
we'll work on Herstory!

This really is lovely Sheila, thank you.

Good one! LOL!

God: Let's see I made fish, fowl, animals, man; did I forget something? Oh yeah...woman and baby-back ribs."

Woman as an afterthought? I never thought of it that way. :)

This is awesome!
Thanks for posting to Anythingwriting

Far be it from me to argue with your lovely sentiment, Sheila. Beautiful writing.

Yes, absolutely lovely, dear Sheila! :-)

Hugs and blessings - S.

Yes indeedy Sheila. I love the way that you have God make the plants grow until the sky turned blue and turn those seven days on their heads.

nicely done---you get a 10 and then again

Came back to read this again and to catch up on the comments.

man was prototype ..every master creator must knock together the rudimentary model before ..dare I say? Perfection...Woman...
;)
great drabble,Sheila..

Very nicely done, Sheila. :-)

Sheila you always were the greatest , I love it. Sorry I havent been around and have missed some.

You got it, girl! Is it too late to vote for you in the Second Wind contest? I just noticed that on your page today. I also wanted to tell you that you have a very interesting icon. Is it a cut-out of your family? It almost looks like a band. It's cool whatever it is!

Sheila, I love this, I think God made a woman, because he realized a man needed someone to take care of him, now isn't that just like something a woman would say. thanks for so many comments today, I am so behind too, Hope March is better than February, so far, well so good.

Sheila, I got a kick out of this one and the comments. Now I have a go-to-bed giggle. Thanks.

You speak the truth.

Thank you for your comment/question on my Tips post. No the milk carton does not break if frozen.

:-) Fabulous!

I bow my head and agree
But thankful not to have PMS
Rather glad I don't wear a dress
And under arm shaving
That's as bad as it gets