Pernicious Groping... A Previously Private Police_Sting Ping Post Presented Publicly (& Preserved for Posterity)

Wasn't it Sting who sang:

♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
♫ Though Ive tried before to tell her
Of the feelings I have for her in my pants...
Every time that I come near her
I just lose my nerve
Once again it seems I've blown my only chance... ♫

♫ ♪ Every little thing she gropes is magic
Every thing she grabs just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know that groping spurs me on ♫

♫ Do I have to tell the story
Of a thousand rainy days since we first met
I'm a studly 'nuff big fella
but this groping always seems to make me fret^* ♫

^* _{had some of ya worried there, I'll bet!}

♫ ♪ Every little thing she gropes is magic
Everything she grabs just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know that groping spurs me on ♫

♫ I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day
And ask her if she'll grope me in some old fashioned way
But my silent fears have gripped me
Long before I reach the phone
Long before my tongue has tripped me
Must I always grope alone? ♫

♫ ♪ Every little thing she gropes is magic
Everything she grabs just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know that groping spurs me on... ♫

[With apologies to Sting and the Police... any police really.  It's best to stay on their good side, after all.]

Original Version: The Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic