Sandy Knauer is making an official announcement. Gather writer, occasional trouble-maker, and proud liberal says she is NOT engaged and probably never will be again!
After years of no one even bothering to start the rumor, Sandy Knauer is breaking her ten-minute silence to say that her feelings are terribly hurt. Despite no speculation about such matters, she has received a few offers in recent years.
Knauer, much older than she acts, has been on a few real dates, with men who are still alive.
One man, who chooses to remain nameless but worked in media for many years, recently asked a neighbor if she had heard from Sandy Knauer and would she please tell her that he thinks of her often.
In February, another man who also wishes to remain nameless, sent Sandy Knauer a nice gift in the mail and said he wonders why he never hears from her any more. Today, Knauer announced that she is not sure but it could possibly be that she has had a lot going on, or the cabin fever got to her.
Sandy Knauer promises she will recover from this article-copying condition soon. Meanwhile, she hopes Pam Johnston will understand that Sandy Knauer is just trying to see if her name will draw as many hits as Tom Brady's, and think this is funny.