Post Office Interview

A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he replied. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment. Then he asked,'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy said, Yes....an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles.

The interviewer grimaced and then said,'O.K. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M.
to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting
at 10:00 A.M.. every day.


The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M.
to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?

This is a government job, the interviewer said. For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.