by Walker Bennett, SF Author

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Heaven and Hell: Something to offend everyone

February 16, 2009 07:54 AM EST

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Heaven is Where:
The Policeare British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanicsare German,
The Loversare French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

Tags: joke, funny, humour

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Comments: 17

Danielle P. Feb 16, 2009, 8:08am EST

Offensiveness all around is the way to stay politically correct. Cute joke. LOL

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Melanie B. Feb 16, 2009, 8:28am EST

lol ~ Thank you for sharing.
Have a nice day.. =)

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Dorothy H. Feb 16, 2009, 8:42am EST

Thanks for sharing!

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Dorothy H. Feb 16, 2009, 8:42am EST

And the entertainers are???

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Ishbel R. Feb 16, 2009, 9:15am EST

As we have so many Michelin starred restaurants in the UK nowadays, the joke falls a little flat - now I could certainly come up with a nationality to replace the British in the above 'joke'.

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Larry M. Feb 16, 2009, 10:12am EST

If it's organized by the Italians then it will be so chaotic that nobody will have to stay.

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Elizabeth B. Feb 16, 2009, 1:15pm EST

hehehe

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Thomas Millington Feb 16, 2009, 4:02pm EST

I don't know!

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Donald Hawley Feb 16, 2009, 5:28pm EST

How true!!!

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lilly @Reading Extravaganza Feb 17, 2009, 9:00am EST

Funny!
Saying hello from comment speedway.

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Carrie C. Feb 17, 2009, 2:09pm EST

And they are both financed by the Americans?

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Ishbel R. Feb 17, 2009, 5:33pm EST

Not if we're involved in either....!

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Henry married for 9+yrs ~ until Jesus Returns J. Feb 17, 2009, 7:22pm EST

comment speedway TA TA

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Erin O'Riordan Feb 17, 2009, 9:10pm EST

Cute. The Swiss may not be great lovers, but they make a heck of a cheese, though.

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Krissy spreading my wings hoping to soar W. Feb 18, 2009, 1:06am EST

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Tara W. Mar 30, 2009, 5:19pm EDT

very nice

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Maryann says that Motherhood isn't for sissies!!! May 2, 2009, 12:38pm EDT

ahhhhh...................so you finally admit that we Italians have great organizational skills, huh? LOL! I LOVED IT! Thanks for the laugh!

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