A Joke For Women

My mother, who is actually quite technology savvy, sent me this cute joke.

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.  Suddenly there was a beeping sound. One of the younger women pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip implanted in my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom, returning with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others stared, eyebrows raised.

The older woman finally said, "Well, would you look at that...I'm getting a fax!"