I Teeter-Tottered Upside Down: Variation #3

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Mark Jepsen Feb 11, 2009, 8:59pm EST

Alternate Title: A Boy and His Dong

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Peter Joseph Swanson Feb 11, 2009, 9:03pm EST

ha ha ha - I'm chuckling away ...

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Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Feb 11, 2009, 11:02pm EST

Is that an 'athletic cup'? OMG, I had no idea! You poor babies.. I'm so glad I have what Erica Jong describes as "the all-weather ****"! (OK, that's not how she describes it, but this is a family universe...)

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Tracy Fabre Feb 11, 2009, 11:06pm EST

"Nutty Buddy"? Wow, I so didn't need to know that.

My faaaaaaaaavorite line is "they are devoid of dangly-ness". Dude. Awesome.

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Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Feb 11, 2009, 11:11pm EST

I'm trying to distract myself from figuring out exactly how and where it goes on...

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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Feb 11, 2009, 11:37pm EST

As we were walking out the door one night, my date asked, "Are you really going without a bra?" I told him I'd wear a bra if he wore one of those things. We both went without.

Mark, this work in progress just keeps getting better. Can't wait for the next installment.

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Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Feb 12, 2009, 4:53am EST

Me, too. I got distracted by the big plastic chastity cup and forgot to mention the poem. Scilly me.

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Debra (Gather SiteWarrior Extraordinaire) Feb 12, 2009, 8:53am EST

*sniff. I'll never eat another nutty buddy without the visions of plastic guards for your nutty buddies. It's not fair, man! Not fair at all.

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Mark Jepsen Feb 12, 2009, 3:00pm EST

Just to clarify: I have never actually warn a protective cup that looked like the Nutty Buddy... apparently this is some sort of new and improved design. Most resemble a large triangular plastic ashtray with ventilating holes... ah never mind, that's worse to think about than the Nutty Buddy!

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Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Feb 12, 2009, 3:38pm EST

If this is an improvement, god help you all!

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Peter Joseph Swanson Feb 12, 2009, 6:29pm EST

I want one. I've never worn one of those. I miss out on ALL the fun !!!

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Mark Jepsen Feb 12, 2009, 6:34pm EST

I think it must come with an instruction manual. It's a good thing it has that logo on it, or else I wouldn't know which way was up!

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John Philipp Feb 12, 2009, 7:39pm EST

That's great. I love the alternate title!

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Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Feb 13, 2009, 2:52pm EST

Mark,

The "which way up?" - TMI

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Aniko Feb 15, 2009, 4:51pm EST

Wouldn't it have to accommodate either way, ideally?

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Mark Jepsen Feb 15, 2009, 11:46pm EST

Aniko, we can't handle such technical questions here. Here's a referral for you: Scrotal Support

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JOHN BECK Feb 17, 2009, 5:58am EST

I'm glad this didn't get flagged because I have a filter on. This is actually in good taste and good fun.

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Mark Jepsen Feb 17, 2009, 9:54am EST

Thanks John. I believe I "self-flagged" it early in the posting cycle, but then decided that I'd make someone else do so if they were really offended. (Fortunately my work is like a low power FM station and seldom goes beyond the "neighborhood.")

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Elise w. Feb 17, 2009, 9:59am EST

LMHO!! NuttyBuddy? Now, that's a cool and appropriate name! I'm writing that down. Why? Who knows! I might get to use it on someone....the name! lol Good poem. You got me laughing. That's good!!! :-)

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