NADYA SULEMAN: (She's single with 14 children)

I want to do a dating poll.  For the available (or unavailable) men, the lesbians, the bisexuals, the wife-swappers, and the swingers can all take part.

Here is my poll question of 2009.

WOULD YOU GET WITH A MADE-UP WOMAN WITH 14 KIDS?

This is a serious poll.  Miss Suleman has no husband or rumored boyfriend.  She is styling a complete makeover courtesy of (our tax dollars maybe).  Her mom is a dependable babysitter through coercion; not obligation.  So her daughter has time to hit the Z-list clubs and UCLA frat parties.

She has an Angelina Jolie complex.  Though ethnic and curvy, her uterus may need a grace period before doing horizontal hunka-junka (props to Slyvester Stallone "Demolition Man").  Give her six weeks and then go easy.  Understand, with her "making babies" involves a doctor, her filopan tubes and a baster.

Suleman is expecting networks to be calling about her reality show.  She is searching for ideas like "My Big F... up!", "Married with an Obscene Amount of Children" (husband will be Ron Jeremy), "It Takes a Steady Uterus to Raise Some Kids" and the clincher, "Cheaper By the Meal Ticket".

So I ask again.  WOULD YOU GET WITH A MADE-UP WOMAN WITH 14 KIDS?

Be honest.  She's a keeper.