Oh thank God! I have been waiting all day for something to bother writing about and then Porn Star extraordinaire Stormy Daniels tells CNN sheÂ’s considering running for Senate. Porn Star PoliticsÂ… Yeah, I can get behind that (no pun intended, though you can certainly add your own suggestive voice if you want). I mean, why shouldnÂ’t Stormy Daniels run for Senate? Porn stars might actually be one step up from Senators: At least the porn star is the one getting screwed rather than the American People.
Anywho, Stormy Daniels intends to challenge Louisiana rep David Vitter for his seat in the Senate in 2010. So let the Porn Star Senate Race begin! IÂ’m sure weÂ’ll have a good clean race with no one bringing up any unseemly bits from anyone elseÂ’s pastÂ…
Problem is: I canÂ’t actually tell you what they do in the Senate. Porn stars like Stormy Daniels are pretty up front about their talents. And she must be AMAZING at her previous porn job because her other qualifications include being an editor on her high schoolÂ’s paper and the president of her 4H club (do they still even have those? I thought 4H was a myth my father made up).
So if you want to learn more about the upcoming Porn Star Senate Race, check out the site Draftstormy.com, which is apparently the impetus for this whole thing. Oh, and on another note, my friend and I used to joke that the name Stormy was #1 on our list of obvious stripper names. With any luck we can then not only add it to our Porn Star list, but Senators as well.
And since I am now behind Stormy 100% (pun intended that time) I will now go issue my support for her campaign by buying all her DVDs.Â Because deep down, I'm a REAL patriot.Â
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