this is Funny someone sent this to me in an e-mail......
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
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This means I control you, your actions, your thoughts, and you do not move unless I say so. (It really means, it's time to get out of this relationship, in fact, you should've been out weeks ago, what the hell have you been thinking about?)
A) I'm sorry
B) You're right, dear.
C) It's my fault
If men used these three terms, whether they meant them or not, they would lead much more peaceful lives! ;-)
Good one, Samantha. Thanks.
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While I understand that this is intended as humor...having been in a relationship that consisted of seven years of maliciousness, double-speak, control-freakiness, and outright lies on the part of my supposed "true love", I simply don't tolerate this kind of "I'm saying one thing but I mean another" claptrap anymore. If my significant other says something that doesn't sound right, I challenge her on it until she tells me the truth*. It's not comfortable, but it's kept both of us honest, and we always come out the other side feeling better.
(*Oh, and she does the same to me, too. In fact, when she doesn't, I explicitly tell her, "Don't let me get away with shit like that!")
Eben my dear young man I am Samantha's Great Aunt Sandy. Glad ta meetcha.
I really like the way today's woman can put things in correct spectrum with just a word or two. As I read each one I could honestly hear Sam sayin it. At least it's not how I recall arguements with the yellin and bitchin-lettin-it-all-hang-out. Being honest and very outspoken. Now-a-days at my age it gets rather boring bein my hubby and I have been clean & sober for 19 years now. Now if he starts somethings negative I just say..".DON'T GO THERE, Because I'm not, and walk away. My biggest grip these days is if I try to use the one or two word of today's language for woman my ol'man has selective deafness...HOW BORING when ya can't even get a decent word in edge-wise cause he can't hear ya. Sam, "YOU GO GIRL"