Witch Doctors Can Solve Your Problems

I found this add today in a South African newspaper.

King Madeko – Real original African medicine with 100% guarantee is to solve all your problems:

- Bad luck can be removed using special Karisi, bring back lost lover
- Power for love proposal, bring back stolen goods
- Bad debts and luck champs
- Sendawana oil helps financial problems
- Breaking unwanted relationships
- Magic stick
- Special power or Casino and Lotto promotion at work
- Win court cases no matter how
- Lock husband/wife not to love someone else and more!

Call Dr. Malimba for peace of mind… I solve all kinds of problems.

See, they can solve any problem. My favorite is winning court cases "no matter how."

Who knows, they may even be able to solve the global financial crisis!?

Witch doctors, also known as traditional healers and Sangomas, operate legally in South Africa and are considered traditional health care professionals under the Traditional Health Practitioners' Bill. About 70% of South Africans consult about 200,000 practicing sangomas.

As the BBC writes, the majority of sangomas use herbs in their rituals, but there are also those who use "human body parts to make magic charms to bring luck or success."

A few years ago, some traditional healers advised their patients who had HIV/AIDS that they could be "cured by having sex with virgins." This in turn led to "a spate of child rapes in South Africa, some of babies just a few months old."