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East Bay, CA 2/4/09
Yes, friends, I apologized to Howard Stern yesterday. We met at a Carrow's in Omaha, NB. Our people negotiated the most neutral venue they could. Howard was quite cordial. We didn't shake hands but we sat at opposite ends of a table for 8.
I also have to admit that I made up my allegation that Sarah Palin is a closet Mensa member and subscribes to the Journal of the American Mathematical Society. Neither statement is true. I'm sorry for the embarrassment it may have caused me.
I may have to apologize for this one too, but I have to get it out there: John Boehner was arrested yesterday for public indecency at a stable in Nashua, NH. The donkey has not released a statement but it's my understanding that there is veterinary corroboration for the charge.