I happened to read Carla G.'s post on "The Truth About Rush Limbaugh". I couldn't help but notice this fat (idiot) smoking a cigar on what appeared to be a golf course. I used to like this guy. He spoke with intellect. He appeared to have class. But, I felt like shoving that stogie right down his throat!
In light of the anti-Obama bitching from distraught extremists, I've come to give them an alternative to their frustration.
WHY NOT NOMINATE RUSH LIMBAUGH FOR 2012?
Consider the benefits of pushing him to lead the Grand Old Party.
1) Newt Gingrich will have someone else more trifling than him.
2) You won't have the red tape of getting prescription meds anymore. Limbaugh's probably got a pipeline to Canada or Mexico.
3) He does have a national radio show with sponosors; namely Viva Viagra.
4) He probably has private numbers for high-class, call girls. (Being Rush Limbaugh and all!)
5) His campaign slogan could be "Feel the Russhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Catchy, huh?
6) He could be a client for those "rib-sticking" meals, like Chris Berman and Don Shula.
7) He's excellent at putting in his two cents. He prefers criticizing from the back like some heckler at a sports event.
8) ANYONE'S BETTER THAN THAT PALIN BROAD!
9) Limbaugh can compete and probably win Coney Island's Hot Dog Eating Contest in July.
10) That picture of him alone is enough of an anti-smoking ad!
11) He would be the first candidate to resemble a cartoon character.
12) At least, he knows a little about foreign policy.
13) At least, he knows a little about government over-spending.
14) Just like most Republicans, he's against the "little man" and for the rich!
15) Just like most Republicans, he wants Middle East oil.
16) Just like most Republicans, he hates social activism.
17) With his "Puff the Magic Negro" joke, he definitely hates intellectual, African-Americans.
18) He thinks Oprah is a racist.
19) He thinks Bill Gates is "wasting" his money on helping Africa.
20) He has stock in Krispy Kreme and a picture of Richard Nixon on his wall.
HERE ARE TWENTY REASONS FOR THE REPUBLICANS TO NOMINATE LIMBAUGH.
Get your act straight, GOP. You might win a couple of states.
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Comments: 8
You are so right! He's a coward with a checkered pass.
FATSOS 2012!!
Actually, I said fat (idiot). I wanted to write something else. But, I kept it clean.
Oops, make that Limbaugh.