Last night during the Super Bowl (was that last night?) lucky Arizona viewers received 10 free seconds of hard core porn. Comcast/ Super Bowl officials are denying this was actually a part of the planned Super Bowl events, but we all know better, don’t we? Those lucky devils.
I find it hilarious that during the biggest ad time in the US (the Super Bowl), porn ended up airing. Who do they charge for that? I mean, it’s like a mil a 30 second spot, right? That's going to be a lot of work to make that kind of money. And by work I mean...
You know, if they played porn more often during the Super Bowl they’d finally add me to the viewing public. And what a demographic I'd be. I’ll even offer the most creative of names for them to use: “Super Bowl Porn”. Sounds like a winner to me.
Note: I thought about doing some “ball” jokes for this, but decided I’d go the classy route, what with the advertising jokes and all. Because I’m classy like that. Super Bowl Porn classy.
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