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Wine and Water To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.  As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.  In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than  1 kilo of Escherichia coli,  (E. coli) - bacteria  found in faeces.  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.   Remember:        Water = Poop,        Wine = Health .  Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.  There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service