by Gene P.
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November 11, 2008

Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer

January 21, 2009 10:19 AM EST
views: 85 | comments: 33

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Huntin".

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

 

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Comments: 33

Naomi West Jan 21, 2009, 10:20am EST
Awesome!!!! =D
Michael Harvey Jan 21, 2009, 10:21am EST
Terrible.
Dena A. Jan 21, 2009, 10:21am EST
LOL
mary bryant Jan 21, 2009, 10:21am EST
lol
Rebecca [Future Teacher] Jan 21, 2009, 10:23am EST
lol, the 1st one was the best. Two of my friends were doing redneck jokes last night
adam w. Jan 21, 2009, 10:24am EST
Heeheee!
Brenda (square peg in a round hole) H. Jan 21, 2009, 10:25am EST
LOL
J W. Jan 21, 2009, 10:26am EST
very funny
Tammy N. Jan 21, 2009, 10:27am EST
Oh my!
Netty B. Jan 21, 2009, 10:30am EST
Rolling on the floor here!!!!!!!!!
Jennifer N. Jan 21, 2009, 10:33am EST
LOL Love #1.

Yesterday there was a similar funny here when I was sexing our mouse. I should probably write a post about it for laughs.
Lisa C. Jan 21, 2009, 10:33am EST
LOL!
Teresa A. Jan 21, 2009, 10:36am EST
Good one's, thanks
Candy S. Jan 21, 2009, 10:47am EST
I know people like that
Christine P. Jan 21, 2009, 10:54am EST
Very funny!
Cindy B. Jan 21, 2009, 10:56am EST
Hahahaha! =D
Ariel Storm Jan 21, 2009, 11:02am EST
Will the real Jeff Foxworthy please stand up?
Katie R. Jan 21, 2009, 11:10am EST
Lol @ Ariel.
Larry M. Jan 21, 2009, 11:14am EST
Neat. Now let's come up with some for other categories of people.

Preachers, pointy-headed intellectuals, blonds, rappers.

This could be great!
Alexis Newell Jan 21, 2009, 11:19am EST
LOL. Thanks for sharing!
Ryan M. Jan 21, 2009, 11:31am EST
lol
Col. George W. Jan 21, 2009, 12:01pm EST
Most of that list is plain old GI ingenuity. jus cuz i's a rednek don mak me stooopid.
Fred Smilek Jan 21, 2009, 1:10pm EST
Hilarious!! ;)
Great Post!!

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C C. Jan 21, 2009, 3:36pm EST
thanks for posting to commentsneeded.gather.com.
Debra H. Jan 21, 2009, 5:46pm EST
Thanks for posting to The Outhouse Wall
Mike M. Jan 21, 2009, 7:58pm EST
I thought the password is "Git er Dun"....***mit, no wonder I've been locked off my computer! (Lol)
Bob B. Jan 21, 2009, 8:14pm EST
LOL! Good ones, Gene.
Larry H. Jan 21, 2009, 10:54pm EST
FUNNY THANKS FOR SHARING
Nanci M. Jan 22, 2009, 6:05am EST
LOL!
Gene P. Jan 22, 2009, 8:20am EST
Thank you for posting your content to the group Whatever!
Janie E. Feb 19, 2009, 11:48pm EST
Hey! We have alot of rednecks down here! LOL

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