Irish toasts(funny!!!)

~May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

~Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.

~Here's to you and yours
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours 
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done 
For you and yours!

~Health and life to you;
The mate of your choice to you;
Land without rent to you,
And death in Eirinn.

~Here's a toast to your enemies' enemies!

~When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

~Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!

~Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!