10. The beer is warm and the stripper is 60.
9. Someone is explaining to you why HTML doesn't have commands because it's only a markup language and not a programming language.
8. Popcorn, Mountain Dew, Star Trek movie marathon.
7. The groom's 9 year old brother is there.
6. Two Words: Virtual Stripper.
5. The karoke machine can only play 80's top ten.
4. The bride-to-be is sitting in the corner. With a shotgun.
3. You have to blow up the "entertainment" first.
2. Your older brother comes out of the cake, and out of the closet at the same time.
1. Instead of a stripper, your best man secured a certified tupperware consultant.
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wtf?????