I've come across some great ones in my travels through internet dating, and considering that it's Friday, the weekend is almost here (yeah!), and we can all use a laugh I'm sure, here are some of my favorites. Some are laugh out loud funny, some are really quite clever, and others are a bit more philosophical. As I accumulate more, I'll post them.
- Take me to the moon. I'm not a halfway kinda girl
- Over 280,000 women looking for a relationship and all I want is one.
- Any good e-males out there?
- Just like a new job, I offer excellent benefits.
- Life's a journey, not a destination...but it would be nice to have a freaking compass once in a while...
- The worst prison is a closed heart.
- To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
- Shopping for Guys - And They Said There Was No Such Store!
- Willing to lie about how we met!
- Is this thing like eBay?
- Very sexy... with the right backlighting
- I will judge you on how well you parallel park.
- I never run out of things to say unless my batteries die.
- Last night I laid down in bed, looked up at the stars, and thought 'where the hell is my ceiling'?
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