by Lee P.
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September 2, 2008

Silly Things To Ponder...

January 12, 2009 08:08 PM EST (Updated: January 12, 2009 08:16 PM EST)
views: 196 | comments: 34

Just for Luaghs - Enjoy!

  1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?
  2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people form Holland called Holes?
  3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
  5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  6. Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
  7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
  9. Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
  10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
  11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced 'onety' one?
  12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.  Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
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Comments: 34

Beth - Doing God's work Daily J. Jan 12, 2009, 8:10pm EST
interesting.
♥♥LoViNg♥LiFe♥ ♥♥ Jan 12, 2009, 8:10pm EST
I like these lee! they are funny!
.* Sandi * Jan 12, 2009, 8:17pm EST
Thanks Lee for the laugh
Bree Clements Jan 12, 2009, 8:21pm EST
Hehe. Fun Knee.
Courtney C. Jan 12, 2009, 8:26pm EST
lol
marie Pinschmidt Jan 12, 2009, 8:39pm EST
Laughter is supposed to make us live longer. Thanks for the shot of oxygen. Marie Pinschmidt
Cathi L. Jan 12, 2009, 9:18pm EST
Thanks for posting to The Joker!
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Lin B. Jan 12, 2009, 10:09pm EST
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C C. Jan 12, 2009, 10:45pm EST
good ones Lee
Connie L. Jan 12, 2009, 10:51pm EST
some good ones there
I always enjoy these kinda wonderings!


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rainne chandler Jan 12, 2009, 11:24pm EST
hi lee how are you to nite great post
Kim B. Jan 13, 2009, 12:20am EST
LOL
Debra H. Jan 13, 2009, 10:18am EST
LOL Hi ya Lee how ya been
David P. Jan 13, 2009, 11:11am EST
Very funny, especially #12.
Abby N. Jan 14, 2009, 3:27am EST
Thanks for posting your article to abbys friends! Have a great day! :)
Darin Waugh Jan 16, 2009, 7:21am EST
Awesome!
Lisa C. Jan 16, 2009, 8:46pm EST
Very funny! Thanks!
DIANE D. Jan 17, 2009, 11:27am EST
a ten I send
Elaine B. Jan 17, 2009, 5:11pm EST
These are funny. Just what I needed for a cold winter day. Thank you!
Shelbia C. Jan 18, 2009, 4:24am EST
good ones
tammie p. Jan 18, 2009, 6:25pm EST
these were cute
Hailey Licciardello Jan 19, 2009, 1:02am EST
These are cute.
fancy c. Jan 19, 2009, 8:16pm EST
hh
sandy sandy Jan 20, 2009, 7:35pm EST
Is CONgress the opposite of PROgress?
Abby N. Jan 21, 2009, 1:50pm EST
ha ha ha! :)
Toni V. Jan 22, 2009, 5:55pm EST
Very funny.
Mary G. Jan 25, 2009, 5:24am EST
I sure get a kick out of the last one and think there are a few people that just might agree about the I do big wide grin.

I have been married a long time and will even admit there are some long days.
Mary G. Jan 28, 2009, 2:28am EST
Stopping in to laugh at the last one again.
Brian .. Feb 2, 2009, 1:56am EST
funny ones.
Annette E. Feb 3, 2009, 11:02pm EST
Just dropping by to say hi!
sandy sandy Feb 10, 2009, 7:42pm EST
Does it count if I comment twice?
fancy c. Feb 11, 2009, 7:48am EST
thx 4 sharing
brandi West Feb 28, 2009, 5:03pm EST
lol cool

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