If I were the devil

These would be my entries

in the devil's dictionary.

Devil. one who does not sin

Drunk. one temporarily sober

Deft. inadequate

Daring. stupid

Daft. smart

Delinquent. present

Destitute. rich

Disco. v. to dance
n. a place to dance
adv. trouble
adj. cool (see groovy)

Detriment. bonus

Disaster. opportunity

Deficit. n. adj. adv. Plus spending

Dead. alive

Dis. dat

Yes. no

No. maybe

Why not?

Because.