101 Uses for a Fat Lab
1) DisposAll
2) Doorstop
3) Great Wall Of Lab
4) Laundry Hamper
5) Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade Balloon
6) Body Pillow
7) Lawn Ornament
8) Fireplace Dog
9) Mailbox
10) Recycle Bin
11) Ballast
12) TV Stand
13) Saw Horse
14) Counterweight
15) Magic Mountain Ride
16) Prop, Night on Bald Mountain
17) Gravestone
18) Couch
19) Rolling Pin
20) Lap Table
21) Footrest
22) Fire block
23) Trampoline
24) Step Stool
25) Psychiatrist (Freudian)
26) Slide
27) Sphinx
28) Performing Seal (need swim fins,black)
29) Land Porpoise
30) Trash Compactor
31) Potted Palm
32) Doghouse
33) Speed Bump
34) On Ramp
35) Pork Pie Hat
36) Cavelletti
37) Hazard Waste Container
38) Road Block
39) Berlin Wall (use spray paint)
40) Canine Cannonball
41) War Memorial (need flag pole)
42) Printer Stand
43) Tympani
44) Room Divider
45) “Babe” Understudy
46) Sound Proof Flooring
47) Battering Ram (Hold out food)
48) Dictionary Stand
49) Teenager
50) Pontoon Bridge
51) Life Raft
52) Titanic
53) Fertility Goddess
54) Clothes Horse
55) Lawn Edging
56) Shrubbery
57) Topiary
58) Steppingstone
59) Crash Test Dummy
60) Sewing Table
61) Saddle Tank Canteen
62) Car Lift
63) Rubens Model
64) Place Of Worship
65) Seat Of Government
66) Landmark (familiar)
67) Patio
68) Beanbag Chair
69) Snowplow
70) Steam Roller
71) Fire Truck – Pump
72) DC 9 Cat
73) Dumbbell
74) Sentry
75) Watchtower
76) Wrecking Ball
77) Asteroid
78) Satellite
79) Shoji Screen
80) Satellite Dish (pie tin)
81) Island
82) Vaulting Horse
83) Dressmakers Dummy
84) Palace Guard, Buckingham Palace
85) Foreign Ruler
86) Volkswagon Mascot
87) Levee and/or sandbag
88) Dike
89) ‘Dead Man’ (Britian)
90) Bath Pillow
91) Child’s Flotation Device
92) Mooring
93) TV Tray
94) Duck Decoy
95) “Before” Picture (Weight Watchers)
96) Ski Jump
97) Jaws IV Star
98) CPR Dummy
99) Winner, World’s Largest Pumpkin Contest (9 gal orange paint)
100) Marlon Brando Stunt Double
Bonus:
101) Pet
In Loving Memory of Bridie Nell


Comments: 20
That's what your list reminds me of. Thanks for the giggles.
This was adorable.
Also just like flit, I just read what turns up on my "friends" feed. You might find more to read that way, although not all of it will be humor. Sometimes I don't even publish to a group, depending on my mood. Groups are highly overrated here, because the group owners often don't spend the necessary time clearing out inappropriate articles.
I wish my dog would only eat napkins if you wiped your lips on them. Unfortunately, mine will take them if you blow your nose on them. :o(
I didn't know you could post w/o posting to a group. How do you do it?
BTW this is a spoof of the (very small) book 101 Uses for a Black Lab
Posting without posting to a group is like speaking prose. All you have to do is not select any groups.
I'm just a beginner at this, but I already have a feeling that you're right. I do get email when my friends post, and lord knows I comment my little heart out - but only if I have something to say other than 'lol'. I have a lot of trouble with the poetry because if I can't say something nice, I prefer to say it in private (to someone else, of course!).
(laughing anyway - can't stop it)