According to NOSTRADAMUS via the History Channel, we will all turn to ash by 2012. Even though, the very experts that interpret this stuff say it's not authentic, the History Channel puts this garbage forth. (The books pages were dated to the late 1800's not the 1500's.)
So? What to wear.
I only have three years to shop, so I decided, I must have a Prada purse and a pair of Uggs boots. (I know that's a bad combination, but thrift Horatio.) I thought a slinky black dress arrayed with tiny white pearls is always nice for a funeral. I've decided to fore go earrings as they might fall off as I, in flames, am hurled into the atmosphere.
So, what will you wear? I know Col. George won't fuss, but the rest of us need to concern ourselves with these trivial matters.
With the economy in midst of ruin, we must save up to buy these end time necessities.